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What fucking use would you be during the xxombie apocalypse?
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2020-09-15 at 3:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no you cant.
if by wood you mean other mens erection and by work you mean sucking them off, then yes. you are very good with wood.
yea, by becoming the bridge that bridges one mans penis to anothers with your mouth and ass.
by shitting out seeds of the fruit you ate by the road side,
anyone can cum into another mans asshole/
knowing animals, having carnal knowledges of them ? thats called bestiality.
if you cant ride it out in rakhine city you wont ride it out in oregon.
go back to burma you shit skeen.
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2020-09-15 at 3:22 PM UTCI got bored of drug chemistry years ago so I wanted to learn how to make everything on the WHO essential medicines list because a lot of it doesn't have any literature for amateur prep which could be life saving in a dire scenario
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2020-09-15 at 3:22 PM UTCI really don't have any MAJOR SKILLZ but I think I could become quite versed in hunting and fishing in a very short period of time.
I would probably hang out with the ladies in the makeshift kitchens helping them cook and prepare meals and also fucking the shit out of them constantly.
Also I would be in charge of entertainment and setting up games and sports and things for us to play so we didnt get too bored and still kept a good natured competitive spirit amongst us. I would also be in charge of the liquor cabinet and making sure nobody drank too much except for me. -
2020-09-15 at 3:24 PM UTCI'd say slow roast them on an open spit outside, let the polluted grease drip out of them, before they reach the dinner plate.
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2020-09-15 at 3:29 PM UTC
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2020-09-15 at 4:09 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kev I will buy a lifetime supply of some hormone blockers from you, piss off to the andes, marry a latin loli there and live happily ever after while the world burns.
no but for real tho i wouldnt be any use to anyone but myself so i guess there would only be one way to see how it plays out. i know it would be a life of endless struggle and that eventually death will catch up to me. but the idea of being in a survival situation and thinking how to be of use to someone else puzzles me. it would never cross my mind.
If you don't see why someone would want to be useful to the group they're in during an apocalypse scenario from the social angle, it's also just a good way to go about self-preservation. Whether you have all the skills you need to live out in the forest on your own during the apocalypse, i'd say statistically being part of a group increases your chances of survival. -
2020-09-15 at 4:11 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I really don't have any MAJOR SKILLZ but I think I could become quite versed in hunting and fishing in a very short period of time.
I would probably hang out with the ladies in the makeshift kitchens helping them cook and prepare meals and also fucking the shit out of them constantly.
Also I would be in charge of entertainment and setting up games and sports and things for us to play so we didnt get too bored and still kept a good natured competitive spirit amongst us. I would also be in charge of the liquor cabinet and making sure nobody drank too much except for me.
You can be the guy that keeps camp morale and spirits high (n_n") -
2020-09-15 at 4:15 PM UTC
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2020-09-15 at 4:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie If you don't see why someone would want to be useful to the group they're in during an apocalypse scenario from the social angle, it's also just a good way to go about self-preservation. Whether you have all the skills you need to live out in the forest on your own during the apocalypse, i'd say statistically being part of a group increases your chances of survival.
Thats for weaklings who cant stand on their own feet. eventual mistrust and infighting will fuck the clan up before the apocalypse will anyway. I wouldnt be part of a group because i would treat everyone like a predator, more so in a survival situation than now.
once you accept that you will die eventually, you will realize you will die more content on your own will than by getting caught up in some moronic drama shit show selling you false hope.
it doesnt take an apocalypse to realize this.
Originally posted by ORACLE Nothing worth reading, just illiterate mongoloid babblingz
just because the joke was at your expense doesnt mean its babbling of a mongoloid. -
2020-09-15 at 4:43 PM UTCI gotta learn to make hts tranny meds in case the world ends. It would suck to be a tranny in an apocalyptic world
Hormone chemistry is weird though -
2020-09-15 at 4:51 PM UTCAlright everyone. I have received my 15 daily morning blowjobs from the kitchen ladies and we have prepared for you this morning, biscuits and gravy with your choice of hashbrowns or American fries, cheesy scrambled eggs, and your choice of bacon, sausage links, or sausage patties. Your beverage choices are water, milk, apple juice, orange juice, or orange juice and vodka.
Please return your dishware to the huge dishware bin located at the north end of the eating field. Breakfast ends at 11:30am.
At 12:00pm we will be commencing with fun and games at the fun and games fields.
At field 1 we will be playing tackle football, 6v6.
Field 2 will be a dodgeball tournament, 10v10.
Field 3 is ultimate frisbee.
There will be a 3v3 basketball tournament today at the west courts, round robin style.
The swimming hole will be open from 2pm until 2am.
Winners of the basketball tournament will receive their choice of sexual favor from Carla, Laura, or Jennifer. In lieu of a sexual favor you may also choose a bottle of Makers Mark.
Please sign in with me at the big orange booth located just south of the eating field.
Thanks everyone and let's have a great day! -
2020-09-15 at 4:56 PM UTC
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2020-09-15 at 5:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Alright everyone. I have received my 15 daily morning blowjobs from the kitchen ladies and we have prepared for you this morning, biscuits and gravy with your choice of hashbrowns or American fries, cheesy scrambled eggs, and your choice of bacon, sausage links, or sausage patties. Your beverage choices are water, milk, apple juice, orange juice, or orange juice and vodka.
Please return your dishware to the huge dishware bin located at the north end of the eating field. Breakfast ends at 11:30am.
At 12:00pm we will be commencing with fun and games at the fun and games fields.
At field 1 we will be playing tackle football, 6v6.
Field 2 will be a dodgeball tournament, 10v10.
Field 3 is ultimate frisbee.
There will be a 3v3 basketball tournament today at the west courts, round robin style.
The swimming hole will be open from 2pm until 2am.
Winners of the basketball tournament will receive their choice of sexual favor from Carla, Laura, or Jennifer. In lieu of a sexual favor you may also choose a bottle of Makers Mark.
Please sign in with me at the big orange booth located just south of the eating field.
Thanks everyone and let's have a great day!
I love you Carrot -
2020-09-15 at 5:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by ORACLE I love you Carrot
ILY2 Joey Falcco, but I cant be on your dodgeball team today as I have to oversee all the games. I'm sorry.
Dinner will be served at 6:30pm or whenever my evening pre-meal rim job reception ends. Kirsten and Tasha will be performing the act tonight.
Dinner this evening will be a taco bar with options for both hard and soft shell. Meat options to include beef, chicken, and pork, and for the vegetarians we will have no alternatives, so you'll have to make do with vegetable tacos.
Tie-ins will include lettuce,tomatoes, olives, peas for some reason, shredded cheese (mexican and american), homemade salsa, a shit ton of fire sauce packets saved from Taco Bell, and of course sour cream.
Dessert bar is just a bunch of banana creme pie.
Beverages this evening include water, milk, RC cola, or RC cola and whiskey.
Dinner ends promptly at 7:30pm.
There will be a movie viewing at the East field theater area beginning at 8:05pm. East field theater 1 will be playing Sleepless in Seattle. East field theater 2 will be playing Jumanji. I apologize in advance for the shitty selections, Greg was in charge of selecting them tonight and it wont be his turn again for at least 3 months, so again I'm sorry. Fucking Greg.
Anyway that's all the updates for now. If anyone is inclined to help out with dinner clean up, Kathryn has volunteered a free tugjob for your services. Please sign up at the yellow volunteer booth to the west of the eating field.
Thank you and god bless us all.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-09-15 at 7:05 PM UTC
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2020-09-15 at 7:19 PM UTCJumanji good name for a dog
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2020-09-15 at 11:53 PM UTC
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2020-09-15 at 11:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer..................................................................................... (banned) ill be the one that keeps everyone pregnant.
because your a sperm bank. -
2020-09-16 at 12:23 AM UTC
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2020-09-16 at 12:37 AM UTC
