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What fucking use would you be during the xxombie apocalypse?

  1. #41
    Originally posted by CASPER Electronics repair
    Growing food
    First aid training
    Firearms
    Ammunition reloading
    Camping
    Fishing
    Ummmmm…. i removed a rusty razor blade from my own foot once. So….
    Surgery
    Substance Abuse councillor
    Crisis mediation specialist
    And im very slow and out of shape so camouflage is my special trait

    to the beta class you go.
  2. #42
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    If there's a supply of stims I'd make a decent sentinel. Although by day three prob be prone to false alarms.
  3. #43
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny to the beta class you go.

    Yeah im whatyou call THE VANGUARD. a right hand man if you will. I lack the ability to make executive decisions, but i am the mastermind of the tactical spearpoint
  4. #44
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER i am the mastermind of the tactical spearpoint

    How's that working out in your real world life?
  5. #45
    I learn to crochet many things. Maybe basket for vegetalebes?
  6. #46
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker How's that working out in your real world life?

    I mean im not im prison so, I guess it worked out okay.
  7. #47
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER I mean im not im prison so, I guess it worked out okay.

    Staying out of prison is success to you?
  8. #48
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Depends what your metric of success is. Im still living off money i made then, so...small success
  9. #49
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER Depends what your metric of success is. Im still living off money i made then, so…small success

    Low bar = low result
  10. #50
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    speedy is the lure we place on the zombie wall
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  11. #51
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER speedy is the lure we place on the zombie wall

    umad
  12. #52
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    FURIOUS
  13. #53
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Step 1 during the apocalypse: hunt and execute pedophiles with EXTREME prejudice
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  14. #54
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I have a lot of useful knowledge and can cobble shit together like Dr Stone. I know how to build a basic electrical generator and transformer from raw materials. I can work with wood, do basic joinery etc. I can farm. I can shoot really well. I understand animal husbandry. I'd kinda be set in the apocalypse. I'll just ride it out on my land in Oregon.
  15. #55
    Originally posted by CASPER Yeah im whatyou call THE VANGUARD. a right hand man if you will. I lack the ability to make executive decisions, but i am the mastermind of the tactical spearpoint

    you dont sound like someone whose capable of leading.
  16. #56
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Low bar = low result

    lets see your bars and your results.
  17. #57
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Step 1 during the apocalypse: hunt and execute pedophiles with EXTREME prejudice

    Are they any good?

    *checks garnishment supply*
  18. #58
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ORACLE I understand animal husbandry.

    Yes ure husband are an animal, a goat u rohingya
  19. #59
    Originally posted by ORACLE I have a lot of useful knowledge and can cobble shit together like Dr Stone. I know how to build a basic electrical generator and transformer from raw materials.

    no you cant.



    I can work with wood,

    if by wood you mean other mens erection and by work you mean sucking them off, then yes. you are very good with wood.

    do basic joinery etc.

    yea, by becoming the bridge that bridges one mans penis to anothers with your mouth and ass.

    I can farm.

    by shitting out seeds of the fruit you ate by the road side,

    I can shoot really well.

    anyone can cum into another mans asshole/

    I understand animal husbandry.

    knowing animals, having carnal knowledges of them ? thats called bestiality.

    I'd kinda be set in the apocalypse. I'll just ride it out on my land in Oregon.

    if you cant ride it out in rakhine city you wont ride it out in oregon.



    go back to burma you shit skeen.
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  20. #60
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Sophie Or any apocalypse, pick your favorite. And to play this game properly you gotta have real life experience to back your claims up. You can pick multiple things, as long as you can do them at least reasonably well IRL.

    I'll be your dollar store pharmacist, i'll be the person telling everyone what meds(And drugs) to scavenge. I also know how2electricity so i'll volunteer for the home base engineering corps.

    I also expect all you faggots to know how to handle a firearm, if you end up involuntarily discharging, you're getting thrown off a rooftop.

    I got mad skills, but i think these justify my existence in the apocalypse. Now you justify your existence. Go, go go.

    I will buy a lifetime supply of some hormone blockers from you, piss off to the andes, marry a latin loli there and live happily ever after while the world burns.

    no but for real tho i wouldnt be any use to anyone but myself so i guess there would only be one way to see how it plays out. i know it would be a life of endless struggle and that eventually death will catch up to me. but the idea of being in a survival situation and thinking how to be of use to someone else puzzles me. it would never cross my mind.
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