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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    2006 toyota tacoma 4x4 5 g's should be able to get 8 g's for it if I don't trash it
  2. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I'm getting ready to go buy a dual-flush toilet valve for my grandson's bathroom. It keeps refilling every five minutes or so. I attempted replacing only the gasket a while back but that obviously didn't work. I'm going to have to pull the damn tank.

    See you tomorrow!
  3. Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by stl1 It keeps refilling every five minutes or so.

    It flushes itself?
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by stl1 I'm getting ready to go buy a dual-flush toilet valve for my grandson's bathroom. It keeps refilling every five minutes or so. I attempted replacing only the gasket a while back but that obviously didn't work. I'm going to have to pull the damn tank.

    See you tomorrow!

    If you would have taught your son how to fix his house your grandson would know how to fix his.
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  5. Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you would have taught your son how to fix his house your grandson would know how to fix his.

    Isn't this just key?

    stl1 is a guy whose male offspring can't even adjust a flush mechanism.
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  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Isn't this just key?

    stl1 is a guy whose male offspring can't even adjust a flush mechanism.

    Of course stl1 is on day two and still doesn't have it fixed. Maybe when he learns how he is planning on sharing the information with his progeny.
  7. Originally posted by stl1 I'm getting ready to go buy a dual-flush toilet valve for my grandson's bathroom. It keeps refilling every five minutes or so. I attempted replacing only the gasket a while back but that obviously didn't work. I'm going to have to pull the damn tank.

    See you tomorrow!

    Noob error thinking it was the gasket, 9/10 it's the valve...and changing the value is a 15 min job that doesn't require "pulling the tank"...lollingtons.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Noob error thinking it was the gasket, 9/10 it's the valve…and changing the value is a 15 min job that doesn't require "pulling the tank"…lollingtons.

    I'm going to have to pull the damn tank.

    See you tomorrow!

    If it takes him an entire day to take remove and replace a toilet tank it is no wonder his offspring can't do simple things for themselves.
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  9. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you would have taught your son how to fix his house your grandson would know how to fix his.




    You really are a dick, aren't you, Shlomo the Homo?

    It's my daughter's house and she's too busy making money being a loan officer than you ever thought of making, you fucking feeble minded jackass. BTW, my grandson is three years old and the Republican wants him to be a licensed plumber. You're a fucking loser, Shlomo.

    My son has a daughter and is making 6 figures as a union wheelwright (a job he was able to gt because of the skills I taught him) and my daughter makes him look poor.
  10. Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by stl1 You really are a dick, aren't you, Shlomo the Homo?

    Just check your privilege there goy.

    These high levels of antisemitism are making me all hot under the collar.


  11. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Noob error thinking it was the gasket, 9/10 it's the valve…and changing the value is a 15 min job that doesn't require "pulling the tank"…lollingtons.




    Stick to your play toys, Jiggle Booty. This is a dual FLUSH vale, not a fill valve. I already replaced the fill valve in my daughter's bathroom. The dual flush valve is mounted on a "seat" on the tank. I'm going to have to pull the tank to remove the seat that meets with the gasket I already replaced (which was advised as the first step on several internet videos I watched).

    If I ever need advice about playing a child's game, I'll ask your advice, Jiggly.

    Gotta go!
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by stl1 You really are a dick, aren't you, Shlomo the Homo?

    It's my daughter's house and she's too busy making money being a loan officer than you ever thought of making, you fucking feeble minded jackass. BTW, my grandson is three years old and the Republican wants him to be a licensed plumber. You're a fucking loser, Shlomo.

    My son has a daughter and is making 6 figures as a union wheelwright (a job he was able to gt because of the skills I taught him) and my daughter makes him look poor.

    Then it's not your grandsons toilet dumbass. But none of that changes the fact that you don't know how to fix it LOL.
  13. Originally posted by stl1 You really are a dick, aren't you, Shlomo the Homo?

    It's my daughter's house and she's too busy making money being a loan officer than you ever thought of making, you fucking feeble minded jackass. BTW, my grandson is three years old and the Republican wants him to be a licensed plumber. You're a fucking loser, Shlomo.

    My son has a daughter and is making 6 figures as a union wheelwright (a job he was able to gt because of the skills I taught him) and my daughter makes him look poor.

    15 mins...I'm sure your daughter or better yet her husband can find 15 mins out of her SJW life to change a fucking valve..lolol

    If she/he can't...then time management/life skill fail...probably parental fail too.
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  14. Originally posted by DontTellEm Gatorade grape.
    U better get big, Son's.
    😂🤪

    lol grape ape hoo hah
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  15. Originally posted by stl1 Stick to your play toys, Jiggle Booty. This is a dual FLUSH vale, not a fill valve. I already replaced the fill valve in my daughter's bathroom. The dual flush valve is mounted on a "seat" on the tank. I'm going to have to pull the tank to remove the seat that meets with the gasket I already replaced (which was advised as the first step on several internet videos I watched).

    If I ever need advice about playing a child's game, I'll ask your advice, Jiggly.

    Gotta go!

    So 20 min job...fucking lol.

    Here you go gramps...this might help.

    https://youtu.be/HwHdpL-4ZtM
  16. Originally posted by stl1 You really are a dick, aren't you, Shlomo the Homo?

    It's my daughter's house and she's too busy making money being a loan officer than you ever thought of making,

    Has she ever discharged her service weapon before?
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 15 mins…I'm sure your daughter or better yet her husband can find 15 mins out of her SJW life to change a fucking valve..lolol

    If she/he can't…then time management/life skill fail…probably parental fail too.

    I thought he was going to fix a toilet.

    When I was 3 my grandpa taught me how to fix a toilet.
  18. i just bought a t1 snow minion for 400k
  19. Originally posted by Speedy Parker I thought he was going to fix a toilet.

    When I was 3 my grandpa taught me how to fix a toilet.

    It's like the old "give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach him how to fish and he'll eat for the rest of his life" analogy...

    Still I can see his reasoning, his family only invite him around when something needs fixing...he's a lonely old man so I get it...ahh bless the old fella, he just wants to be loved (even if it is for his inept home maintenance skills).
  20. OT

    An AMD A8 3800 processor for a low end PC I'm building for an elderly person ($23).
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