what's the last thing you bought?

1. 2020-09-10 at 7:23 PM UTC

   #4001
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's like the old "give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach him how to fish and he'll eat for the rest of his life" analogy…
   
   Still I can see his reasoning, his family only invite him around when something needs fixing…he's a lonely old man so I get it…ahh bless the old fella, he just wants to be loved (even if it is for his inept home maintenance skills).

   
   Honey do you want me to stop at the hardware store and pick up the new valve for the toilet on my way home?
   
   No dear let Dad fix it.
   
   But it will take him days.
   
   I know but it fools him onto thinking he is still useful.
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2. 2020-09-10 at 10:57 PM UTC

   #4002
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   a snow blower
3. 2020-09-10 at 11:09 PM UTC

   #4003
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Then it's not your grandsons toilet dumbass. But none of that changes the fact that you don't know how to fix it LOL.

   
   
   
   
   Yes it is, dumbass. My daughter and son-in-law have their own bathroom in their bedroom.
   
   Anything else you care to make yourself an ass over, Shlomo the Homo?
4. 2020-09-10 at 11:13 PM UTC

   #4004
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by stl1 Yes it is, dumbass. My daughter and son-in-law have their own bathroom in their bedroom.
   
   Anything else you care to make yourself an ass over, Shlomo the Homo?

   
   It's still their toilet old man...they own the property..the kid just uses it...you're having a Biden moment...
5. 2020-09-10 at 11:20 PM UTC

   #4005
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So 20 min job…fucking lol.
   
   Here you go gramps…this might help.
   
   https://youtu.be/HwHdpL-4ZtM

   
   
   
   
   I'm sorry.
   
   Did you just apologise when you realized I would indeed need to remove the tank...like you told me I didn't have to do?
6. 2020-09-10 at 11:21 PM UTC

   #4006
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by stl1 I'm sorry.
   
   Did you just apologise when you realized I would indeed need to remove the tank…like you told me I didn't have to do?

   
   Nope, I amended it...from 15 mins to 20mins lololol
   
   Fucking hours you were there huh.
7. 2020-09-10 at 11:22 PM UTC

   #4007
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Has she ever discharged her service weapon before?

   
   
   
   
   WTF?
   
   No, but she has denied loans for dumbasses.
8. 2020-09-10 at 11:25 PM UTC

   #4008
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker I thought he was going to fix a toilet.
   
   When I was 3 my grandpa taught me how to fix a toilet.

   
   
   
   
   Yeah...but back then it only required you to bring out the old Sears catalog and every once in a while to replace the front board that rots out from all the pee.
9. 2020-09-11 at 1:07 AM UTC

   #4009
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by stl1 Yes it is, dumbass. My daughter and son-in-law have their own bathroom in their bedroom.
   
   Anything else you care to make yourself an ass over, Shlomo the Homo?

   
   Your grandson is 3. The toilet belongs to his parents and probably still doesn't work.
10. 2020-09-11 at 1:49 AM UTC

    #4010
    

    G African Astronaut
    Puma runners on clearance $39 shipped to the door, can't beat it.
    
    
    
11. 2020-09-13 at 6:19 PM UTC

    #4011
    

    G African Astronaut
    
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12. 2020-09-13 at 7:58 PM UTC

    #4012
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    a scraper and a file,, then i went out and made $600.00 with it today
13. 2020-09-13 at 8:41 PM UTC

    #4013
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    mystery solvents and guitar strings
14. 2020-09-13 at 10:39 PM UTC

    #4014
    

    Bugz Space Nigga

    Originally posted by G

    
    I actually like those, G. nice
    
    I wouldn't wear them near the hood though. Might get found double tapped missing shoes (maybe socks too)
    
    I wear shitty shoes when I drive in East Oakland doing Lyft work.
15. 2020-09-14 at 3:34 AM UTC

    #4015
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    
    
    I ordered it thinking it was a keychain knife that took scalpel blades, it's fucking enormous and uses custom utility blades that are fat enough to sharpen once they go dull
16. 2020-09-14 at 9:59 AM UTC

    #4016
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]

    Originally posted by aldra
    
    I ordered it thinking it was a keychain knife that took scalpel blades, it's fucking enormous and uses custom utility blades that are fat enough to sharpen once they go dull

    
    What's the kitten thing?
17. 2020-09-14 at 10:26 AM UTC

    #4017
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting What's the kitten thing?

    
    that's for fucking niggers.
18. 2020-09-14 at 10:45 AM UTC

    #4018
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting What's the kitten thing?

    
    I had a girl ask that the other day
    
    "is that a knuckle duster"
    "no it's just a cute cat"
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19. 2020-09-14 at 10:47 AM UTC

    #4019
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by aldra I had a girl ask that the other day
    
    "is that a knuckle duster"
    "no it's just a cute cat"

    
    It actually looks like a kitty keychain. Trying to show size probably.
20. 2020-09-14 at 10:49 AM UTC

    #4020
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it actually is a pretty nice titanium knuckle, those ears would do some damage