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What can I eat that is healthy that wont taste like shit??

  1. #21
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Is stuff like rice and quinoa healthy?
  2. #22
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Rice and quinoa are both not "healthy" IMO because they are essentially empty calories. Quinoa is slightly better but still it shouldn't be a big part of your diet. It's healthy to basically ha e a couple of ice cream scoops of rice and no more. The amount of calories in cooked rice is pretty retarded.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I credit my longevity to oatmeal. I had oatmeal every morning for the first fifteen years of my life.

    did your oatmeals came from the tip of a warm, throbbing oatmeal dispenser ?
  4. #24
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy The doctor said I can't be eating fried foods tho.





    You mentioned so much gross stuff I almost mistook it for dirty rap lyrics.





    I have my own chatroom.
    If you old men wanna yap it up at your virtual VFW hall then go ahead.
    Just a heads up that when you die Imma be cupping my balls the entire time at your viewing then imma put my hand all over your corpsy face.

    Kid w/ your shitty living conditions & disease you'll be long dead before me lol.
  5. #25
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Eat more eggs!!!
  6. #26
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Eat more eggs!!!

    Imma crack one in my coffee in the morning.
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  7. #27
    netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
  8. #28
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by netstat Just go on the carnivore diet, my doctor recommended it

    Faggot
  9. #29
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.......................................... (banned) literally everything you stated is false

    unprocessed rice is one of the best carb sources of human nutrition. quinoa is one of the best plant-based protein sources. soy is NOT a good protein source.

    basically you should have a few more ice cream scoops of shut the fuck up and keep on being retarded, you dumb nigger

    Readers note that infantcock is a 450 lb behemoth who is made of carbs.
  10. #30
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.......................................... (banned) literally everything you stated is false

    unprocessed rice is one of the best carb sources of human nutrition. quinoa is one of the best plant-based protein sources. soy is NOT a good protein source.

    basically you should have a few more ice cream scoops of shut the fuck up and keep on being retarded, you dumb nigger

    Soy is best food.
  11. #31
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.......................................... (banned) literally everything you stated is false

    unprocessed rice is one of the best carb sources of human nutrition. quinoa is one of the best plant-based protein sources. soy is NOT a good protein source.

    basically you should have a few more ice cream scoops of shut the fuck up and keep on being retarded, you dumb nigger

    sounds like an admission that chinks and spics make the best food.

    also soy is the best food its just that you have to have extremely high t to eat them so they dont reduce your t count to that of a butch lesbian.
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  12. #32
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny did your oatmeals came from the tip of a warm, throbbing oatmeal dispenser ?

    Don't make me have to fricassee your motherboard. (threat tailored for Oral Indulgence)
  13. #33
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Don't make me have to fricassee your motherboard. (threat tailored for Oral Indulgence)

    You can't do that and nobody has ever laughed at it as a "joke" so what do you ever possibly hope to accomplish my friend?
  14. #34
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by ORACLE You can't do that and nobody has ever laughed at it as a "joke" so what do you ever possibly hope to accomplish my friend?

    I could easily cook you to a fine and tender morsel, complete with gravy, mashed potatoes, black-eyed peas, and a side order of coleslaw. Don't tempt me.
  15. #35
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Don't make me have to fricassee your motherboard. (threat tailored for Oral Indulgence)

    I have laughed at this as joke for many years.
  16. #36
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I could easily cook you to a fine and tender morsel, complete with gravy, mashed potatoes, black-eyed peas, and a side order of coleslaw. Don't tempt me.

    Okay retarded faggot. Give it your best shot. And then think up the best excuse to not do it.
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  17. #37
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Don't make me have to fricassee your motherboard. (threat tailored for Oral Indulgence)

    motherboard sounds sexist and derogatory to mothers.
  18. #38
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny motherboard sounds sexist and derogatory to mothers.

    That's why we have fatherboards.
  19. #39
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.............................................. (banned) only if you want to be a micro-cock transgender.

    look at orientals…theres a reason why they have such small stature, minimal body hair, and micro-cocks.

    these are the qualities that made us the most successful breeders and uber invasive species while "superior" whites are heading towards extinction.
  20. #40
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.............................................. (banned) caucasians invented the best food: milk and eggs.

    spics didnt domesticate anything…nor did chinks. quinoa and rice are virtually unevolved from what was the original plant. and the fucking indians and their shit-corn…dont get me started on that toxic waste that is barely compatible with human physiology. or tobacco.

    milks and eggs dont require any invention. they are readily available to any hunting-gathering society.

    rice requires plenty of planing and thinking to reproduce in quantities that will sastify a sizable population.

    maybe ferral quinoas grow on their own before being gathered by spics but not rice, has not for millenias.
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