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What can I eat that is healthy that wont taste like shit??

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    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    I'm sorry if it is 2020 but I wear blue jeans and drive with my hands at 10 and 2.
    I'm not one of those flapper boys wearing yoga pants and puts hula hoops in their ears.
    Please no tree turd avocados or sea grass bullshit.
    Thx.
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    larrylegend8383 Space Nigga
    there's a mythical bird called a chicken

    look into it
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    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    premium tuna mashed with an avocado served with a small side of white rice is pretty good.

    you need to learn how cook chicken/vegetable type soups my nigga... stuff with ginger, sayote & cabbage

    it takes little money for the ingredients with a big dish as the outcome.... you can always freeze the left overs for later.

    google tinola
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    G African Astronaut
    How's my chatroom dick taste lol ?!
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    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 there's a mythical bird called a chicken

    look into it

    The doctor said I can't be eating fried foods tho.



    Originally posted by STER0S premium tuna mashed with an avocado served with a small side of white rice is pretty good.

    you need to learn how cook chicken/vegetable type soups my nigga… stuff with ginger, sayote & cabbage

    it takes little money for the ingredients with a big dish as the outcome…. you can always freeze the left overs for later.

    google tinola

    You mentioned so much gross stuff I almost mistook it for dirty rap lyrics.



    Originally posted by G How's my chatroom dick taste lol ?!

    I have my own chatroom.
    If you old men wanna yap it up at your virtual VFW hall then go ahead.
    Just a heads up that when you die Imma be cupping my balls the entire time at your viewing then imma put my hand all over your corpsy face.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    close your eyes and slurp this.
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    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy The doctor said I can't be eating fried foods tho.

    You know there are a ton of ways to fix chicken not fried.
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    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    Wow. Epic.
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    Technologist motherfucker
    Awww poor dontellem is looking for an argument.

    Go find a playmate. Shoo🦨
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    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    Get off the gas lol. 😂
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    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    🤪
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Wholemeal bread, some salad, some deli meat.

    Yeah yeah people can moan about the salad dressing or the salty meat but it's tasty and much better than a burger.
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    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    🙄 please. I'll take that salad on my burger.
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    ORACLE Space Nigga
    Just cut out processed foods. Cook for yourself from raw ingredients as much as possible. Chicken pieces, slices, veggies, aren't unhealthy. But the shitloads of oils and breadings and rice and buns and sugary sauces, are where the danger lies.

    If you make a basic big ass tasty chicken breast in the oven seasoned with salt, pepper, garlic, a couple of herbs like rosemary or something, alongside some carrots, peas, onions, beans, sugarsnap pea pods etc all roasted up, it will 100% fill you up, taste delicious as fuck and will satiate your hunger.
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Eggs eat lots of eggs.
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    Yeah arny get off the gas and crack an egg into you're Canada Dry it's called gaymer fuel

    Also use shells bathwater as stock for egg dwop sewp
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Oatmeal with milk and brown sugar.
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    ORACLE Space Nigga
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Oatmeal with milk

    Hell yeah

    and brown sugar.

    Faggot
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I credit my longevity to oatmeal. I had oatmeal every morning for the first fifteen years of my life.
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    ORACLE Space Nigga
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I credit my longevity to oatmeal. I had oatmeal every morning for the first fifteen years of my life.

    Brown sugar faggay
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