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What can I eat that is healthy that wont taste like shit??

  1. #41
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.............................................. (banned) a high metabolism that permits me to consume 10,000 calories a day and not become a human cow

    You're already an elephant cow fuckpig buddy.
  2. #42
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.............................................. (banned) as a caveat, its physiology and a high metabolism that permits me to consume 10,000 calories a day and not become a human cow

    or a dysfunctional, inefficient, broken digestive system thats incapable of processing and absorbing all the neutriens that youve shove down your cock&cum trodded throat due them being coated with a thick layer of dry and hardened nigger cum.
  3. #43
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.............................................. (banned) youre in good company. the same qualities in viruses, rats, and roaches. and cancer tumors.

    inability to regulate your own procreation and decimate your environment doesnt earn you any points.

    only cucks regulate their own procreation rates.

    its the job of the nature to regulate population count of every species, humans included.
  4. #44
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.............................................. (banned) brilliant deduction, idiot.

    and completely wrong.

    go research what cows and chickens looked like before they were domesticated. idiot.

    why dont you show us, retard.

    rice literally requires no planning. its a weed that grows in any puddle of water. its prolific rates of growth is due to massive seed heads disbursing.

    speculations are not good substitutes for knowledges.
  5. #45
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............................................... (banned) that would be demonstrably false considering the expenditure of five-digit calories on a daily basis.

    i burn them up in the cardio from throttling the orifices of your parents. now you know the explanation for those friction burns youre always seeing on your daddies asshole while youre deep throating his flaccid wang.

    how many callories are there in a horsepower ?
  6. #46
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............................................... (banned) i dont know but i do know how deep i can ram my cock into your mothers asshole before i find out what its like to ride a bucking bronco.

    then how do you know your works amount to a 5digit caloric expenditure ?
  7. #47
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Googled prehistoric chicken.

  8. #48
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That's why we have fatherboards.

    I hear they did both motherbaording and fatherboarding at Gitmo.
  9. #49
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............................................... (banned) i downloaded a chart of caloric expenditures in calories per minute. one of the activities is 'fucking your mother, in the asshole, vigorously, while riding her like a bucking bronco'

    how do you know that chart is made for your specific make and model ?
  10. #50
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............................................... (banned) moo, mother ficker

    also, tell your mother she left her dentures wrapped around my cock again. if she wants them back its going to cost her a freebie.

    More like oink.

    Sorry nobody will ever fuck you because you're a disgusting piggy.
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