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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker https://www.amazon.com/Umarex-X-Shot-Slingshot-Wrist-Rocket/dp/B07XJ7LZM9

    Oh.

    No but good idea. I can utilize that sexually. Thank you.
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by mmQ Oh.

    No but good idea. I can utilize that sexually. Thank you.

    In that case the complete lists is as follows.

    A box of dayglo pink ping pong balls.
    A wrist rocket
    Two french maids
    A pair of gravity boots
    A wooden spoon
    A black light bulb
    And a can of dayglo orange spray paint.
  3. Technologist victim of incest
    ๐Ÿ•Shots for one of my dogs.๐Ÿ•
  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    315 LEC
  5. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    i bought a pole and a cat
  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    don't play with them at the same time
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    ยงmยฃร‚gร˜L.. you do know he's just going to ban you for a month or longer. Why can't you just post once in a while, if you're that addicted? Have you no restraint?
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Pixie dust
  9. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Idk honestly its been a blur but Candy promised to buy me a new brain. Still waiting on that shit many years later. Fuck off Bitch. Ooops you is the best of all time C...LMAO
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  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao @ you is the best of all time ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
  11. G African Astronaut
    Cycling Bike Photochromatic Sunglasses UV400





    Almost destroyed my vintage Cazals biking so I copped some cheapo photochromatic joints.
  12. CandyRein Black Hole


    ๐Ÿ’–
  13. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Lmao @ you is the best of all time ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚

    well you hit the top 100 or so...i really stalked a few too many in the early 2000's it was getting kinda unhealthy and such but i moved to white guys in a unhealthy way for a bit...or years than WE MET..MeATed online than the rest has been kinda history...just don't reveal my KINKS BITCH...don't need GUYS knowing all about me and plus I paid you off way in our divorce settlement yrs back. DON'T...stir up the past ans shit I might cry and kill myself about our brief marriage...and like fuck think about all our kids that we put up for a price...I mean our precious babies..kids and yungins that we still have
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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition



    cute cat pendant
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  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    2 of these

    https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B07FN4K64R/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

    And 1 of these

    https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B07VSCCMH9/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Random shots at the bar. Then I layed in a field having a conversation about Mars and Jupiter.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Now I'm home I'm gonna try to play search and destroy but I'm drunk so well so how it goes.
  18. G African Astronaut
  19. Dr pepper and a chew
  20. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    earrings.
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