User Controls

what's the last thing you bought?

  1. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Lol
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    cologne. I smell hella good right now.
  3. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I got a heat gun right here

    Good god.
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    A 455' telescopic hand auger. Now I can get fresh water wherever I go and I can ice fish anywhere within the Arctic Circle.
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL A 455' telescopic hand auger. Now I can get fresh water wherever I go and I can ice fish anywhere within the Arctic Circle.

    Not if you go to the Sahara Desert.
  6. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny buy book get free gun and accessories ?

    Negative, just the book & the satisfaction of knowing you support a worthy cause.


    Originally posted by CASPER cologne. I smell hella good right now.

    Picked up some Creed : Aventus recently , my first endeavor with it & I must say it's top shelf.
  7. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by CASPER cologne. I smell hella good right now.

    What fucking cologne?

    My adu de toilette is so fucking hardcore he has a Lamborghini

    And a banana

    and cash

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. G African Astronaut
    My son spilt fierce grape Gatorade on my fav Lo' robe this weekend.

    The re-up.



    https://www.ebay.com/itm/NWT-MENS-POLO-RALPH-LAUREN-POLO-COTTON-TERRY-VELOUR-KIMONO-ROBE-WHITE-L-XL/313115669300
  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Not if you go to the Sahara Desert.

    The water is 100 to 250 meters below ground level in the Sahara. 820'. That's when I would call in to Headquarters and request a rush delivery of a telescopic attachment of another 400' of auger.
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The water is 100 to 250 meters below ground level in the Sahara. 820'. That's when I would call in to Headquarters and request a rush delivery of a telescopic attachment of another 400' of auger.

    Is that call made on your Dick Tracy watch or on your Duck Dodger super video detetco set?
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Is that call made on your Dick Tracy watch or on your Duck Dodger super video detetco set?

    I always use Acme products.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I always use Acme products.

    That would certainly explain many thing over a lot of years.
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That would certainly explain many thing over a lot of years.

    I like the black holes you can just throw on anything.
  14. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I just placed an order with Amazon for 2-10 lb. bags of large crystal copper sulfate for $71.00. My daughter just moved into her new house and had a sewer camera inspection that showed some roots in the clay pipes. Copper sulfate will kill the roots.

    What I do is, just before leaving for a long weekend, I flush three cups of crystals one at a time down a toilet. I use the large crystals hoping they will lie in the pipe better than the small crystals and "melt" over the weekend allowing the roots to absorb it and then die. I bought one bag for her and one for myself as I haven't done it here for too long. A $35.00 expense that should last for several years is much cheaper than calling out the Roto-Rooter man and having to deal with backed up sewage in your basement.
  15. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Pics of your daughter
  16. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    You wish!
  17. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I do wish

    what age is she?
  18. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    31
  19. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by stl1 31

    Married?
  20. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    And pregnant for the second time.

    Sorry to have to crush your dreams and...she makes crazy money.
Jump to Top