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I need to pass a drug test.
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2020-07-27 at 10:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by rabbitweed If you need a drink every single day… you're an alcoholic. Functioning alcoholics are a thing.
Smart guy, tech can't guarantee a damn thing which is why she retreated after I pwnt her so hard when she was arguing with me about wound healing.
I presented facts, she just grunted and waited for support from confused degenerates and homosexuals, and when she realized they couldn't help, she stopped replying. -
2020-07-27 at 10:47 PM UTCThe only way to pass the test is either not be on drugs or get a clean sample from someone who isn't.
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2020-07-27 at 11:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Smart guy, tech can't guarantee a damn thing which is why she retreated after I pwnt her so hard when she was arguing with me about wound healing.
I presented facts, she just grunted and waited for support from confused degenerates and homosexuals, and when she realized they couldn't help, she stopped replying.
In your dreams child. Oh that’s right, you think your dreams are reality. -
2020-07-27 at 11:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer....................... i know someone who used someone else as a guinea pig on how to pass a drug test. it worked
this is some straight up josef mengele-tier shit.
as soon as the knowledge of the test comes about, continuously chug clean water until almost sick
obtain about 250ml (at least) of clean urine
as late as possible (this has been done in the seat of a car) before the test find the largest available syringe along with as clean as possible, small diameter silicone tubing
lubricate the tubing with KY jelly and insert all the way through urethra until it passes the sphincter and enters the bladder.
allow any urine to flow through the tubing. this can be caught in a plastic bottle or fed out the car door.
once urine flow ends, use syringe to inject as much clean urine as physically able. withdraw tubing. (ideally this should be practiced a couple of times before the actual test is done so the druggie can train themselves how to control their pisser with the tube in.)
go take test. the cold urine will heat up to the test-passable-temperature within about five minutes.
yea, theres that whole UTI thing, but thats where the test-ee has to ask themselves if theyd prefer the risk of a UTI or popping positive on a whiz quiz.
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
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2020-07-27 at 11:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer........................ i will confirm with first hand experience and extensive testing on multiple test subjects that route will not work under any circumstance.
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2020-07-27 at 11:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Marijuana: Psychoactive drug and medicine from the Cannabis plant
MDMA: “Ecstacy”, “E”, “X”, Pure form: “Molly”
PCP: “Angel Dust” Dissociative drug
HGH: Human Growth Hormone
Lipitor: Drug used for lowering blood cholesterol
Adderall: Used for ADHD
DayQuil: Relieves symptoms of the common cold and flu
NyQuil: Relieves symptoms of the common cold
Nitrous Oxide: “Laughing Gas”
Benzedrine: “Bennies” Can cause a euphoric stimulant effect
Valtrex: Used to manage herpes
Flomax: Treatment for difficult urination
Cialis: Treats erectile dysfunction
Birth Control: Pill taken to prevent pregnancy
Just add some hydroxycloroquine and you have a good stack to be on.
kek, I love how she says 'why would anyone take BOTH?'The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-07-28 at 12:05 AM UTC
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2020-07-28 at 2:30 AM UTC
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2020-07-28 at 3:44 AM UTCr u still smoking drugs f0na
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2020-07-29 at 10:42 AM UTC
Originally posted by Kuntzschutz They cannot legally fuck with you for having been adequately hydrated elsewhere they'd get sued
There's adequately hydrated, then there's pissing straight water. When the urine doesn't contain nutrients that "adequately hydrated" urine should contain, it's pretty obviously diluted. No. They wouldn't get sued. -
2020-07-29 at 10:44 AM UTC
