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I need to pass a drug test.

  1. 2020-07-13 at 12:38 AM UTC
    #21
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Everyday? No. I believe those people are called 'alcoholics'.

    One or two beers a day? A glass of wine a day? I know plenty of people that do that everyday and I guarantee they’re not alcoholics.
  2. 2020-07-13 at 12:39 AM UTC
    #22
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I just dont wanna get caught or accidentally fake pee my pants.
  3. 2020-07-13 at 1:18 AM UTC
    #23
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist One or two beers a day? A glass of wine a day? I know plenty of people that do that everyday and I guarantee they’re not alcoholics.

    If you need a drink every single day... you're an alcoholic. Functioning alcoholics are a thing.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. 2020-07-13 at 1:37 AM UTC
    #24
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I just dont wanna get caught or accidentally fake pee my pants.

    Fuck you.
  5. 2020-07-13 at 1:59 AM UTC
    #25
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing little labia along with his lovely lips like the lascivious lovely lass allowed his uncle larry when he was little......... in that slags case, shes a nigger-cockaholic.

    Wow, seriously rude. I've reported this post.
  6. 2020-07-13 at 2:06 AM UTC
    #26
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Wow, seriously rude. I've reported this post.

    Mods will deal with this shortly
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. 2020-07-13 at 2:24 AM UTC
    #27
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor Mods will deal with this shortly

    Thank God in these uncivilized times, Niggas In Space has some decorum.
  8. 2020-07-13 at 2:48 AM UTC
    #28
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Wow, seriously rude. I've reported this post.

    Wow. You've really devolved over the years. A mere shadow of your former self.
  9. 2020-07-13 at 3:16 PM UTC
    #29
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Does anyone have any 1st hand experience they can share with me?
    It will be much appreciated.
  10. 2020-07-13 at 3:25 PM UTC
    #30
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Just tell them what drugs you do god was that so hard
  11. 2020-07-13 at 4:31 PM UTC
    #31
    Octavian motherfucker
    Just tell them you fuck trannies and pretend to take real drugs.
  12. 2020-07-13 at 4:48 PM UTC
    #32
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy For a new job.
    Anyways, how do you do it?

    Your just going to have to buckle down and study harder
  13. 2020-07-13 at 8:11 PM UTC
    #33
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    The only way Ill manage to pass a drug test is either cheating or quitting and I'm not happy with either of those options.
    I don't know how to do either of them.
  14. 2020-07-13 at 8:18 PM UTC
    #34
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    OP you can avoid the test simply by killing yourself
  15. 2020-07-19 at 12:41 PM UTC
    #35
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Before I take this new job.
    I haven't really started the process so the timeline is in my complete control at the moment.





    Care to elaborate?
    Also, don't be so sensitive.
    Everyone is friends here.

    The only substances in my system they would be testing for is thc and I smoke it legally but you know how business is.

    So it's medicinal? Because Ohio doesn't have rec.


    The only way is to quit smoking pot for a while. There's no other way. Slamming water just dilutes it, often times to the point it shows up as diluted. Vitamins do the same thing. They just dilute it, but leave enough shit behind to make it not appear so obviously diluted.




    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy The only way Ill manage to pass a drug test is either cheating or quitting and I'm not happy with either of those options.
    I don't know how to do either of them.

    You stop smoking weed. Boom. Done.



    Before you say some retarded shit back: I know HEP-C is a qualifying condition.
  16. 2020-07-19 at 2:09 PM UTC
    #36
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by AngryIVer So it's medicinal? Because Ohio doesn't have rec.


    The only way is to quit smoking pot for a while. There's no other way. Slamming water just dilutes it, often times to the point it shows up as diluted. Vitamins do the same thing. They just dilute it, but leave enough shit behind to make it not appear so obviously diluted.






    You stop smoking weed. Boom. Done.



    Before you say some retarded shit back: I know HEP-C is a qualifying condition.

    shut up joe nobody cares
  17. 2020-07-19 at 4:09 PM UTC
    #37
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood shut up joe nobody cares

    shut up joe nobody cares that nobody cares
  18. 2020-07-19 at 4:50 PM UTC
    #38
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by rabbitweed If you need a drink every single day… you're an alcoholic. Functioning alcoholics are a thing.

    yea but just because people drink everyday doesnt mean they HAVE TO drink everyday.
  19. 2020-07-19 at 4:57 PM UTC
    #39
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Does anyone have any 1st hand experience they can share with me?
    It will be much appreciated.

    i stood up and told my prospective employet to go fuck themselves before walking off upon being informed that a mandatory drug test is required of me.

    like an beta.
  20. 2020-07-21 at 12:48 PM UTC
    #40
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i stood up and told my prospective employet to go fuck themselves before walking off upon being informed that a mandatory drug test is required of me.

    like an beta.

    You should have asked them, 'who the hell do you think you are anyways?'
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