2020-07-09 at 1:32 AM UTC
Ya. Exactly. U turd. Figure it out.
2020-07-09 at 1:44 AM UTC
I got it all figured out, you OK?
2020-07-09 at 2:12 AM UTC
I love tattoos so fuqn much but I have not a one .. never will lol
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2020-07-09 at 2:14 AM UTC
I have 1 tattoo and if I could get rid of it I would.
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2020-07-09 at 5:44 AM UTC
So I got a new bud man.. he’s the first black bud guy I’ve had in a long time.. just because the area I’m in mostly..
But the other day he got out his truck and started talking to me before I could just run out and get the bud ..
He started coming on to me next thing I know he slightly lifts his shirt and his shorts were low enough to see his thing and it was just way too gigantic ..
I just played it off like omg lol but I was traumatized lowkey because I haven’t seen anything like that in a long time ..
He just randomly texted me wyd and I’m like oh hell no you not getting that thing nowhere near me..
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2020-07-09 at 5:47 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
if he didnt clench his asshole while taking the pict you probably could see the full course of his lower digestive tract.
How do you know he’s clenching it you assmaster
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2020-07-09 at 5:47 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
if he didnt clench his asshole while taking the pict you probably could see the full course of his lower digestive tract.
And I bet that’s not really his ass
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2020-07-09 at 5:48 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
if he didnt clench his asshole while taking the pict you probably could see the full course of his lower digestive tract.
How do you take a pic of your ass anyway
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2020-07-09 at 11:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein
I love tattoos so fuqn much but I have not a one .. never will lol
Makes two of us. 😊
And as for ya budman ding-a-ling, you should've screamed I'm lesbian and strap-ons feels better! He would probably say wut? That's when you kick em in the nu-nahs and say you just lost a customer perv. Then skip to your lou my darling. Most likely he'll still text you wyd later on anyways.
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2020-07-09 at 11:53 AM UTC
And also say I got dat fire.
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2020-07-09 at 2:59 PM UTC
Welp!
Bout time to start my day :)
💖😋
2020-07-09 at 4:33 PM UTC
Just met my new next door neighbor.. he’s a super nice guy who smokes loud apparently.....and he said his birthday is this weekend and invited me over to smoke some bud ...
Imma have to tell him his house is haunted.. because no one lives there more than a month ...
Clock starts now ... we’ll see how long he’s there
