2020-07-04 at 6:52 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
it would go a lot further a longer way though.
2020-07-04 at 6:57 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
Yes, aprison style spread and first youd have to dissinigrate the cat tood if it is hard and then cook it mis it with something like beans or rice or a top ramen soip.
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2020-07-04 at 7:19 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Or ration it and eat one large spoonful every few hours.
2020-07-04 at 7:24 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
you could probablyblive a whole month if you bought a big bag of it. imagine all those people now who lost their businesses due to coronavirus they should do this to survive and not lsoe their apartments or homes.
2020-07-04 at 9:44 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
You could get those free ketchup packs at fast food places and mix that in with the cat food, on a sandwich or directly out of the can.
2020-07-05 at 12:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Used to wash the car of an old couple in their late 90's and I went up to get my $20 one day and just walked in and she was putting cat food on bread with a knife and had two plates on the sideboard and was making cat food sandwiches. The smell was strong. I looked on the can surreptitiously and confirmed it was indeed cat food. He was sitting down at the kitchen table. She had been slicing cat food for the bread in the kitchen. And they had no cat. Then she kinda tried to hide it, so I turned away and pretended I didn't notice and got my money and left quickly, but not before she gave me some cookies. About two weeks later, I came to wash the car and her son told me they both passed away just two days apart. I never forgot how they ate cat food, though. I guess it's cheap, the spread kind, probably 99 cents a can. Stunk horribly.
spectral im glad to see you are atill alive i come by once in a while just to check on you
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2020-07-05 at 12:55 AM UTC
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
A lot of people don't know they take dead cats and dead dogs and dead horses and all kinds of dead animals and make cat food and dog food out of it, then they add a minuscule amount of chicken gizzard or chicken brains or chicken feet in there, just enough to be able to call it chicken flavor. All those animals that get euthanize, they don't have the money to incinerate them all, so they profit from the meat instead.
2020-07-05 at 4:13 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
The NiS Strangler. Has a certain ring to it.
