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So apparently I ate cat food last night

  1. #21
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Damn thought it was hiki sorry there

    I should sleep more
  2. #22
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol

    I don't live with my mother or fuck my cats
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  3. #23
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra I don't live with my mother or fuck my cats

    Of course you do
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Sorry 😆
  5. #25
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra surprised your cat will eat that stuff

    one of mine likes salty stuff so she eats chips, and tries to steal the meat out of my burrito

    he won't eat stuff like say carrots, but he'll totally be all over an avocado.

    but he loves peanut butter i was stoned the other night making a pb an j and he was totally crying for it i just put half of it in his bowl and he went to town.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby he won't eat stuff like say carrots, but he'll totally be all over an avocado.

    but he loves peanut butter i was stoned the other night making a pb an j and he was totally crying for it i just put half of it in his bowl and he went to town.

    Chootie love flaming hot cheetos too I wish her and Archie couldve ate a dish full together. Sorry for bringing up Chootie a bunch i just still miss her a lot even though it's been over 2 years.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Chootie chirp
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Chootie love flaming hot cheetos too I wish her and Archie couldve ate a dish full together. Sorry for bringing up Chootie a bunch i just still miss her a lot even though it's been over 2 years.

    I feel ya, bubbas been gone a few years now but I think about it him often still.
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian

    OP's cock nosed ancestors.

    Thank you for using a fresh image.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    There's certain substances that can kill cats that seem like they'd be harmless, like Asian Lily, Day Lily, Easter Lily, Tiger Lily, Lily of the Valley, Climbing Lily, Rubrum Lily, Stargazer Lily, and Wood Lily. Just the powder from the lily on their snout/lips can be fatal. Tulips, Hyacinth, Aloe Vera, Morning Glory, Nightshade, Crown of Thorns, Jade Plant, String of Pearls, Anthurium, Arrowhead Vine, Gladiola, Emerald Feather, Plumosa Fern, Cyclamen, and many others can also make them deathly sick.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL There's certain substances that can kill cats that seem like they'd be harmless, like Asian Lily, Day Lily, Easter Lily, Tiger Lily, Lily of the Valley, Climbing Lily, Rubrum Lily, Stargazer Lily, and Wood Lily. Just the powder from the lily on their snout/lips can be fatal. Tulips, Hyacinth, Aloe Vera, Morning Glory, Nightshade, Crown of Thorns, Jade Plant, String of Pearls, Anthurium, Arrowhead Vine, Gladiola, Emerald Feather, Plumosa Fern, Cyclamen, and many others can also make them deathly sick.

    Shutaup
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Grylls Shutaup

    Where's my red-striped blue egg with the yellow polkadots?? Lay, damn you.
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    G African Astronaut
    So Teddy decimated his snack & is now laying all gorged out on the kitchen counter like a drunken lord.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Where's my red-striped blue egg with the yellow polkadots?? Lay, damn you.

    This is the best I can do, take it or leave it

  16. #36
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by mmQ I mean if you get used to it it's not bad at all and it's extremely cheap, yeah. Just imagine being a cat and eating the same fucking thing your whole life. It sounds awful but it's really not. Your mind can adjust.

    If you feed the cat that food since birth it will have no idea that there are choices in food
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    Nonce
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cigreting If you feed the cat that food since birth it will have no idea that there are choices in food

    Lol except for every time you eat your people food and your cat clearly smells it. Have you ever owned a cat? They definitely understand there are better foods then what they're normally eating day in and day out.
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    i ate your moms booty
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I got black out drunk and was on the floor in the kitchen apparently.
    My mom told me I told get I ate cat food.
    All I remember was playing Skyrim on the switch and then the next thing I'm waking up in bed.

    What a fucking loser...30yrs old, living with mom and owning a switch.
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