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So apparently I ate cat food last night

  1. #41
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol except for every time you eat your people food and your cat clearly smells it. Have you ever owned a cat? They definitely understand there are better foods then what they're normally eating day in and day out.

    Does it eat the food you make or smell it?
  2. #42
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cigreting Does it eat the food you make or smell it?

    I guess that's a case by case thing. I certainly gave Chootie random scraps of stuff now and then. That's how you learn your cat likes weird shit like cheetos and pickles.

    But I mean smell is the majority of what taste is so even if they arent eating the people food they still can smell that its appealing to them especially when its chicken or meat, ya feel?
  3. #43
    Originally posted by mmQ I guess that's a case by case thing. I certainly gave Chootie random scraps of stuff now and then. That's how you learn your cat likes weird shit like cheetos and pickles.

    But I mean smell is the majority of what taste is so even if they arent eating the people food they still can smell that its appealing to them especially when its chicken or meat, ya feel?

    When I ate a can of dog food I was surprised how bland and tasteless it was...it smelled like shit like dog food usually does but I guess it was one of those rare occasions where the taste didn't come close to matching the smell, thankfully.

    (It was either Pedigree chum or Pal...obviously it's been years).

    As a side not as a young-fella-me-lad we were forced to take canned food in to school at harvest festival for distribution to local old people...I was against this practice so took a can of dog food and switch the label from a beef pie filling can...the old fucks probably made a pie with it and scoffed it down while ridiculing the young folk who gave it them for free.

    That's a win to me.
  4. #44
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Some seniors have to survive with less than $200 a month on food.

    What is the cost of living like in urban areas in Canada? Google says $200 Canadian is £118. I'm a man in my 30's with a big appetite and I eat probably just under £100 a month in food. That budget gets smacked into orbit though when you factor in booze and eating out.

    Things must be pricey in Canada because that budget would be manageable, if not ideal, over here.
  5. #45
    You can buy 10 packets of RAMEN noodles at the 99C store for $1.00

    So $10.00 will get you 100 packets...that's enough food for a fucking month. Let the old fucks eat ramen.
  6. #46
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by mmQ I guess that's a case by case thing. I certainly gave Chootie random scraps of stuff now and then. That's how you learn your cat likes weird shit like cheetos and pickles.

    But I mean smell is the majority of what taste is so even if they arent eating the people food they still can smell that its appealing to them especially when its chicken or meat, ya feel?

    No i dont feel, you said you feed it so it knows what that food now tastes like. Dont feed it and itll never know. Kind of like poor people who don't have TV or a computer to see rich people (think africans in the jungle) They dont know theyre poor unless they have something to compare their lives to
  7. #47
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cigreting No i dont feel, you said you feed it so it knows what that food now tastes like. Dont feed it and itll never know. Kind of like poor people who don't have TV or a computer to see rich people (think africans in the jungle) They dont know theyre poor unless they have something to compare their lives to

    Right except it's just not realistic to eat thousands of meals in front of kitty cat and never wanna give it some tastes. Jesus. And my Chootie butt never became the begging type. I just hooked her up special sometimes and she totally deserved it. She still ate her dry food happily as well.
  8. #48
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by cigreting No i dont feel, you said you feed it so it knows what that food now tastes like. Dont feed it and itll never know. Kind of like poor people who don't have TV or a computer to see rich people (think africans in the jungle) They dont know theyre poor unless they have something to compare their lives to

    Or people from Bangladesh who've never seen a toilet before in their lives and are afraid of it when they finally see one. Especially when it flushes.
  9. #49
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Or people from Bangladesh who've never seen a toilet before in their lives and are afraid of it when they finally see one. Especially when it flushes.

    This is true, theres signs like this all over in Thailand

  10. #50
    Originally posted by Grylls This is true, theres signs like this all over in Thailand


    What? no hiding in the restrooms so people can't look under the door and see your feet?
  11. #51
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Grylls

    I assume this position the day after eating hot curry.
  12. #52
    Originally posted by aldra I…

    …fuck my cats
  13. #53
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I got black out drunk and was on the floor in the kitchen apparently.
    My mom told me I told get I ate cat food.
    All I remember was playing Skyrim on the switch and then the next thing I'm waking up in bed.

    That sounds like something you would do
  14. #54
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by AngryIVer That sounds like something you would do

    Would you eat a cat food sandwich, if you really had to? If you were starving and you only had 99 cents?
  15. #55
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Would you eat a cat food sandwich, if you really had to? If you were starving and you only had 99 cents?

    If you only have 99 cents you can get quite a lot of food at the dollar store. A can of chilli or something.

    Or some catfood, sure.
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  16. #56
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace If you only have 99 cents you can get quite a lot of food at the dollar store. A can of chilli or something.

    Or some catfood, sure.

    You could get two 49-cent cans of cat food for that 99 cents, too.
  17. #57
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    probably better than jail food.
  18. #58
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Wariat probably better than jail food.

    maybe maybe not, all i know is in jail here we call it cat food because thats what it looks like.
  19. #59
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    they should just start feeding cat food to inmates. do you think crime rwte would go down?
  20. #60
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Wariat they should just start feeding cat food to inmates. do you think crime rwte would go down?

    doubt it, if the mandatory ass fuckings and lonliness doesn't deter you enough i doubt cat food would. but maybe dog food
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