The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2020-06-11 at 9:14 AM UTC

   #3521
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   thx broskis
2. 2020-06-11 at 10:27 AM UTC

   #3522
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   morning
3. 2020-06-11 at 12:39 PM UTC

   #3523
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Nooone else felt any entities? I thought it was fairly ubiquitous. I've had my cat deity there every DMT trip. Always filled me with a sense of loving and guidance. The first time I saw her she appeared out of the gears of the universe and zoomed me in from the landscape I was in until her, I, and the universe were all one.

   
   I encountered an "entity" but it wasn't like a dude. I was an orb I was simultaneously inside and looking into. It was like all of being, pulsing. It communicated in a language of which I can not but speak. Something deeper.
4. 2020-06-12 at 3:06 PM UTC

   #3524
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   The breast specialist said my peck won't grow any bigger but I still need an x ray? Tamoxaphan for the swelling or some shit.
   
   Also funding has stopped, (Fucking Tory Nonce Government), so can't have any fat tissue removed.
   
   Don't do roids.
5. 2020-06-12 at 3:14 PM UTC

   #3525
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

   Originally posted by ORACLE I encountered an "entity" but it wasn't like a dude. I was an orb I was simultaneously inside and looking into. It was like all of being, pulsing. It communicated in a language of which I can not but speak. Something deeper.

   
   I have nevah seen dis ting u speak of.
   
   You have not lived unteel you take the witches potion and do much cocaine and then go outside the tent to watch the villagers burn inside de huts. De flames look like fiery candles in de dark.
6. 2020-06-12 at 3:16 PM UTC

   #3526
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Happy Birthday Caspro. Sorry I am late. I hope you had at least one fun thing happen. If not, I will try to draw you a picture on my computer of anything you want.
7. 2020-06-12 at 3:23 PM UTC

   #3527
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   Bithdays are for women and children. The only day which a man must remembah is the day he first take anotha man soul.
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8. 2020-06-12 at 3:28 PM UTC

   #3528
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Bithdays are for women and children. The only day which a man must remembah is the day he first take anotha man soul.

   
   Happy Birthday
9. 2020-06-12 at 3:38 PM UTC

   #3529
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Figures some nigger would steal my birthday too.
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   • The Self Taught Man
10. 2020-06-12 at 6:12 PM UTC

    #3530
    

    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    "It's peprini"
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    • MexicanMasterRace
11. 2020-06-12 at 7:14 PM UTC

    #3531
    

    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    General Butt Naked?
    
    Where's General mosquito, and General mosquito spray?
12. 2020-06-12 at 10:43 PM UTC

    #3532
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I don't get girls that like 'bad boys' type. And i don't mean just the aesthetic. My gf is like that, i'm not right in the fucking noggin she seems to like that about me.
13. 2020-06-13 at 12:45 AM UTC

    #3533
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Cly General Butt Naked?
    
    Where's General mosquito, and General mosquito spray?

    
    Tom.
14. 2020-06-13 at 1:09 AM UTC

    #3534
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie I don't get girls that like 'bad boys' type. And i don't mean just the aesthetic. My gf is like that, i'm not right in the fucking noggin she seems to like that about me.

    
    She likes you because her last boyfriend was 12 like her
15. 2020-06-13 at 3:54 AM UTC

    #3535
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Solstice She likes you because her last boyfriend was 12 like her

    
    If only.
16. 2020-06-13 at 12:14 PM UTC

    #3536
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Sophie I don't get girls that like 'bad boys' type. And i don't mean just the aesthetic. My gf is like that, i'm not right in the fucking noggin she seems to like that about me.

    
    aggression, confrontation, charisma probably equates to something on an evolutionary level. Fathers most likely to take resources and defend its family would have offspring most likely to survive.
    
    
    Or something.
    
    
    No one likes a dude whos a pussy. Thats why i learned to be an excellent showman. lol.
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17. 2020-06-13 at 12:42 PM UTC

    #3537
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Octavian The breast specialist said my peck won't grow any bigger but I still need an x ray? Tamoxaphan for the swelling or some shit.
    
    Also funding has stopped, (Fucking Tory Nonce Government), so can't have any fat tissue removed.
    
    Don't do roids.

18. 2020-06-13 at 1:19 PM UTC

    #3538
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I was trying to find tamoxifen online to no avail. So did you actually have cancer or did they just give it to you to keep estrogen down? I need my tiddies shrunk asap.
19. 2020-06-13 at 4:10 PM UTC

    #3539
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Just chot them off
20. 2020-06-13 at 4:18 PM UTC

    #3540
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    my girlfriend bitches about my "bad boi" characteristics but whenever I come home with blood on my hands she wants me to finger her so Im getting mixed messages
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    • Headspin