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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    thx broskis
  2. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    morning
  3. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Nooone else felt any entities? I thought it was fairly ubiquitous. I've had my cat deity there every DMT trip. Always filled me with a sense of loving and guidance. The first time I saw her she appeared out of the gears of the universe and zoomed me in from the landscape I was in until her, I, and the universe were all one.

    I encountered an "entity" but it wasn't like a dude. I was an orb I was simultaneously inside and looking into. It was like all of being, pulsing. It communicated in a language of which I can not but speak. Something deeper.
  4. Octavian motherfucker
    The breast specialist said my peck won't grow any bigger but I still need an x ray? Tamoxaphan for the swelling or some shit.

    Also funding has stopped, (Fucking Tory Nonce Government), so can't have any fat tissue removed.

    Don't do roids.
  5. Originally posted by ORACLE I encountered an "entity" but it wasn't like a dude. I was an orb I was simultaneously inside and looking into. It was like all of being, pulsing. It communicated in a language of which I can not but speak. Something deeper.

    I have nevah seen dis ting u speak of.

    You have not lived unteel you take the witches potion and do much cocaine and then go outside the tent to watch the villagers burn inside de huts. De flames look like fiery candles in de dark.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Happy Birthday Caspro. Sorry I am late. I hope you had at least one fun thing happen. If not, I will try to draw you a picture on my computer of anything you want.
  7. Bithdays are for women and children. The only day which a man must remembah is the day he first take anotha man soul.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Bithdays are for women and children. The only day which a man must remembah is the day he first take anotha man soul.

    Happy Birthday
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Figures some nigger would steal my birthday too.
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  10. Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    "It's peprini"
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  11. Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    General Butt Naked?

    Where's General mosquito, and General mosquito spray?
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I don't get girls that like 'bad boys' type. And i don't mean just the aesthetic. My gf is like that, i'm not right in the fucking noggin she seems to like that about me.
  13. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Cly General Butt Naked?

    Where's General mosquito, and General mosquito spray?

    Tom.
  14. Originally posted by Sophie I don't get girls that like 'bad boys' type. And i don't mean just the aesthetic. My gf is like that, i'm not right in the fucking noggin she seems to like that about me.

    She likes you because her last boyfriend was 12 like her
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Solstice She likes you because her last boyfriend was 12 like her

    If only.
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Sophie I don't get girls that like 'bad boys' type. And i don't mean just the aesthetic. My gf is like that, i'm not right in the fucking noggin she seems to like that about me.

    aggression, confrontation, charisma probably equates to something on an evolutionary level. Fathers most likely to take resources and defend its family would have offspring most likely to survive.


    Or something.


    No one likes a dude whos a pussy. Thats why i learned to be an excellent showman. lol.
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  17. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Octavian The breast specialist said my peck won't grow any bigger but I still need an x ray? Tamoxaphan for the swelling or some shit.

    Also funding has stopped, (Fucking Tory Nonce Government), so can't have any fat tissue removed.

    Don't do roids.
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I was trying to find tamoxifen online to no avail. So did you actually have cancer or did they just give it to you to keep estrogen down? I need my tiddies shrunk asap.
  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Just chot them off
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    my girlfriend bitches about my "bad boi" characteristics but whenever I come home with blood on my hands she wants me to finger her so Im getting mixed messages
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