2016-11-02 at 11:32 PM UTC
come toke im bulding the ultimate 1 hitt
2016-11-03 at 12:25 AM UTC
Hmm, r/incels could be a good place to groom people into becoming the next Elliot Rodger, or at least committing suicide.
2016-11-03 at 12:37 AM UTC
I just learned that my grandparents had negro servants/slaves when my mum was a kid
2016-11-03 at 12:52 AM UTC
tree fidydddy motha fuckas.
2016-11-03 at 2:59 AM UTC
or tjeerrre is the chainn
Humanity is something to be shed, like a snake sheds its skin in order to grow.
2016-11-03 at 12:51 PM UTC
Woke up today to a cheque from the gubmint, unexpected tax rebate. Isn't life wonderful
2016-11-03 at 12:54 PM UTC
I can't believe I ate the whole thing
2016-11-03 at 12:57 PM UTC
Fuck it I'm taking it to a cheque cashing place cos I aint waiting 6 days for my money. Yesterday was the first day in months and months that I didn't have a drink. Reject needs his drugs and alcohol
2016-11-03 at 1:09 PM UTC
Direct deposit is better.
2016-11-03 at 1:11 PM UTC
If I put it in the bank I'll have to wait til next Wednesday and I'm poor. This way I get cash upfront, can buy dhc whilst I'm in town, get back, get some weed dropped off to my house, buy some whiskey, and everyone's happy
2016-11-03 at 5:07 PM UTC
They charged less than 10%, well worth it to buy drugs and fireworks for this weekend
2016-11-03 at 5:18 PM UTC
I jacked off before in less than like, 5 minutes, which is a record for me. I was really horny. Usually it takes me fuckin' hours and I'm covered in tears and sweat. Hope this is a sign of things to come.
Things I did different this time:
-- Had a shower beforehand, so I was in a relaxed state.
-- Jacked it to video, rather than pics.
-- Drunk a bit of wine first, so my mind was in a simpler state.
2016-11-03 at 5:38 PM UTC
Damn, my plan for when I go round this chicks later is to take dhc and alcohol beforehand so I don't cum in 30 seconds, it's been a long time since I last had a shag.
2016-11-03 at 11:06 PM UTC
I cannot fathom locks. They never work for me. Car door locks always fuck up. I am john locke, destroyer of security.
Here is how you break into any lock/door. Get a clamping device that wont slide off a handle (I use monkey wrench). Keep twisting and twisting the handle/lock with all your might and it will break into a thousand pieces.
2016-11-03 at 11:18 PM UTC
Heh, I remember when I first got into lockpicking I picked many of my practice locks right in public. Even stole 1 or 2 Medeco locks that someone left open.
