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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Teacups and saucers make great art pieces. If someone wanted to give me a present, this is what I'd want. As regal and tasteful as possible.

    I just don't see myself working up the effort to go outside regularly, particularly during the cold season, but this is what I would look for in thrift shops. Online, there's just so much choice, it's overwhelming.

    Reminds me of my idea to scan the brain activity of people while they're viewing a select series of pictures in order to create a profile for rouses hedonic-aesthetic pleasure, then using that to plug into an image analyst program and scan through listings/products, returning the items, in descending order, with the highest "match" percentage. Ideally this would one day be applied to a wide range of other sectors, maximizing our capitalistic utility consumption to the highest and most effective level possible.

    Now you may ask, why do I want teacups and saucers? Because I enjoy feeling like a pompous jackass.
  2. You should buy land in Scotland and move there and become one of those really increasingly eccentric Lords who have servants but demand they're never seen
  3. Happy friday you fags


  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    You should buy land in Scotland and move there and become one of those really increasingly eccentric Lords who have servants but demand they're never seen


    Oh, that reminds me of a wondering I had within the last few days. The secret lives of the rich ($10 million +): What are the strangest things millionaires and billionaires have spent their money on?

    That much money can accomplish quite a lot, particularly with today's technology. For example, it brings to mind this russian billionaire, although I don't consider his goals strange: http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/russian-billionaire-dmitry-itskov-plans-on-becoming-immortal-by-2045

    I think the main thing I may have wondered about was based on Rozen Maiden, whether anyone had created highly realistic anthropomorphic dolls to keep them company.

    And I would totally set things up so I would never have to see or speak to my servants, or anyone else for that matter.
  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Past the halfway point, 4,000 teacups, most with saucers, viewed, 4K to go. I'm unbelievably picky, I've only found 2 that passed the threshold required for me to consider them noteworthy enough to keep the tabs open. That's a 1/2000 - .05% match rate.
  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Past the halfway point, 4,000 teacups, most with saucers, viewed, 4K to go. I'm unbelievably picky, I've only found 2 that passed the threshold required for me to consider them noteworthy enough to keep the tabs open. That's a 1/2000 - .05% match rate.

    Post a picture of the kind of teacups you like.
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    After 8,200 listings on Etsy in the art & collectibles section, I like these, although they aren't at the pinnacle of beauty. In ascending order:

    Missing a saucer, unfortunately, and the outside is plain.


    Dark motif to suit my dark nature, but it doesn't feel regal enough, a bit too plain.


    Very nice color.




    Ah, fucking 4 image limit.
  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged



    Looks much better with a stripe on the side, see?




  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    This may currently be my favorite. Unique, bordering on etherealness.








    Now I'm going to look at footed teacups with saucers on eBay. Even the above leave much to be desired.
  10. bling bling Dark Matter
    use it to hold buds adn hash and rizlas
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    You know, they would make a nice piece for holding drugs.
  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I'm glad you enjoy your hobbies but Malice, you have trash piled up in the corners of your house and you piss in your sink. Maybe you're getting a little ahead of yourself with the teacups?
  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hey! I took all my trash out weeks ago and felt quite proud of myself, I'll have you know. And pissing in the sink has numerous benefits and advantages. If you're still visiting thrift stores and see a really nice teacup I might like, buy it for me and I'll pay you for it. We can do the exchange without ever coming into contact with each other; I'll come to you.
  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I like the dark blue and gold colors. Your taste seems pretty oriental to me for some reason. All in all bretty good. Also i just watched the first 10 episodes of Kiniro Mosaic, it's so cute it hurts. Also, i just downloaded Drifters, it's by the creators of Hellsing, looks very promising, my weaboo h4xx0r friend recommended it to me. Gonna' watch the last two eps of Kiniro Mosaic then go straight to blood and gore, for no particular reason. Also got recommended Aoi Bungaku, haven't gotten around to checking it out but i hear it's depressing af. Maybe when i'm in the appropriate mood i'll watch it.
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Right now I'm focusing on light hearted feel-good anime, comedy. Just got through watching Daily Lives of High School Boys. It was recommended as one of the funniest animes around. This would be great to rewatch while high. An nice thing about it is that episodes are composed of multiple skits, so if you stop partway through it doesn't break the continuum. Good if you don't have time to sit through entire episodes in one go or suddenly ADD out. It perfectly captures and amplifies the late adolescence awkwardness and posturing many experienced.

    Before that it was Nozaki-Kun. Pleasant, funny, and that nice moe feeling from the romance.

    Now I'm watching Prison School, which has a notable animation style and is pretty fun, feels more action oriented, you want to see how their schemes develop and whether they manage to succeed.

    Oh, that reminds me. Lanny, are you planning on doing anything different if prop 64 passes? Probably not. The sales tax is so high it's still worth having a medical card, as it will pay for itself. Also, we may not see recreational shops for at least a year, which is a pretty big bummer. I'm considering doing a simple hempy bucket grow in a closet with panda film (Unless a superior product is available. The extra reflectiveness of mylar isn't really worth it for me.) as a reflective surface. Already have all the materials, except the clones/seeds and panda film. I had fantastic results with the hempy bucket + screen of green technique last time, very simple to manage. Kind of bummed you won't be able to buy clones without a card, I want a good high CBD strain, but they even allow you to receive a medical recommendation over webcam now. At least if a landlord manages to catch you the most they'll be able to do is bitch at you, if they're that kind of person.
  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Kiniro Mosaic was very light-hearted and feel good, it had funny moments and the social dynamic between the characters was really fun. Mostly it's just cute girls doing cute things but it was really well done in my opinion. I'm actually sad i finished it (-_-")
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I wonder if anyone sells a shirt that says "Fueled by" followed by a picture of a meth molecule beneath it. This would make a great present for scronaldo.

    Came to mind when I had a thought about the modulation of personality using drugs, particularly used in combination with other substances and utilizing techniques to utilize them to the fullest. Hey, this would be a good motif for Drug Man. Make your own elaborately adorned capsules and astound everyone with the powers you gain. What really makes it astounding is that it isn't a gag, but you really are using your knowledge of pharmacology and neuroscience to exceed standard human limitations.

    Meth-Malice: Limitless energy, concentration, and zest for life!

    MDMA-Malice: The only state in which you'll see anything close to resembling empathy and possibly even...ai. AI is ai.

    Canna-Malice: Murderous scowl disappears and he actually seems approachable and laid back. Gains higher capacity for inter-species socialization.

    Alco-Malice: Powers of social lubrication, throned upon the balmer's peak, melancholic isolation becomes a holy state, cures insomnia and augments the recuperative effects of sleep.
  18. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Oh, that reminds me. Lanny, are you planning on doing anything different if prop 64 passes? Probably not. The sales tax is so high it's still worth having a medical card, as it will pay for itself.

    Depends what the difference in price is. I consume very little cannabis, plus the hassle/awkwardness of the song and dance to get a card (I mean pretty minor but just the right level of annoying I'll take a hit not to have to do it), if the sales tax is under 30% I probably won't even bother with getting a renewal.

    @Sophatron, I watched all of Kiniro Mosaic but didn't really enjoy it until like the last third of the second season and then it ended (you know there's a second season and two OVAs right?), always hate that. Usually I'll fall in love with any SoL shit in two episodes but for whatever reason that one didn't do it for me right away. [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=11px]GochiUsa [/SIZE][/FONT]had a lot in common in terms of character designs and anglophilia, but did it better IMO
  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Man Hana x Kiyoshi was erotic. I hope season two isn't canceled and they have more scenes together. Those moments of such extreme sexual tension are to die for.
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh, that reminds me of an idea the anime gave me: A Medusa tattoo between the breasts, on the mons pubis, or buttocks. "All who gaze upon it become as hard as stone."

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