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The MP5 is the greatest weapon in modern warfare

  1. #1
    Light, accurate automatic fire, cheap and common calibre plus 99% of the time if you're in the military, you're firing at some raghead who definitely isn't wearing L2a.
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    lol did you just play call of duty for the first time you fuckin noob?
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Light,

    false; (compared to the general consensus of what is 'heavy' in relation to other similar firearms)

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon accurate automatic fire,

    false; in its entirety. a full-auto SMG is stupid anyway unless youre a gang banger.

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon cheap

    absolutely false; HK charges some of the highest prices for its products. those fuckers are ridiculous in what they charge

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon common calibre…

    9mm is shit. why no .45? 10mm? (yes, there is a 10mm...but not in common production) the .40 is not only shit, but bitch-shit for the sissy crowd that cant handle 10mm. they selected 9mm for its nato approval. yes, 9mm in a SMG/PDW is slightly 'hotter' and has better performance than pistol 9mm...but its still shit...

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon …plus 99% of the time if you're in the military, you're firing at some raghead who definitely isn't wearing L2a.

    99% of statistics are made up. you should edit your post and delete this entire part.

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon …L2a.

    you really went there. 9mm is shit for unarmored targets...a winter jacket is enough damper a 9mm. did i mention 9mm is shit?

    and...MP5 is not the greatest weapon for anything. its a well-built compromise.





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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I really like the G11 and P90 from an engineering standpoint
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    Originally posted by greenplastic lol did you just play call of duty for the first time you fuckin noob?

    How dare you, you bitch. I'll have you know that I have been playing Counter Strike.
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    Originally posted by infinityshock false; (compared to the general consensus of what is 'heavy' in relation to other similar firearms)



    false; in its entirety. a full-auto SMG is stupid anyway unless youre a gang banger.



    absolutely false; HK charges some of the highest prices for its products. those fuckers are ridiculous in what they charge



    9mm is shit. why no .45? 10mm? (yes, there is a 10mm…but not in common production) the .40 is not only shit, but bitch-shit for the sissy crowd that cant handle 10mm. they selected 9mm for its nato approval. yes, 9mm in a SMG/PDW is slightly 'hotter' and has better performance than pistol 9mm…but its still shit…



    99% of statistics are made up. you should edit your post and delete this entire part.



    you really went there. 9mm is shit for unarmored targets…a winter jacket is enough damper a 9mm. did i mention 9mm is shit?

    and…MP5 is not the greatest weapon for anything. its a well-built compromise.

    Tl;dr

    Clearly a post from a hater who doesn't understand weaponz
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The greatest weapon in modern warfare is the Soviet RDS-220 hydrogen bomb, Tsar Bomba (codename: Ivan).

    Weight 27,000 kg (60,000 lb)
    Length 8 m (26 ft)
    Diameter 2.1 m (6.9 ft)

    Blast Yield: 50 megatons
    Potential Blast Yield: 100 megatons

    The Tsar Bomba was a three-stage bomb with Trutnev-Babaev second and third stage design, with a yield of 50 megatons. This is equivalent to about 1,570 times the combined energy of the bombs that destroyed Hiroshima and Nagasaki, 10 times the combined energy of all the conventional explosives used in World War II. A three-stage H-bomb uses a fission bomb primary to compress a thermonuclear secondary, as in most H-bombs, and then uses energy from the resulting explosion to compress a much larger additional thermonuclear stage. There is evidence that the Tsar Bomba had several third stages rather than a single very large one.

    The initial three-stage design was capable of yielding approximately 100 Mt, but it would have caused too much nuclear fallout and the plane delivering the bomb would not have enough time to escape the explosion. To limit fallout, the third stage and possibly the second stage had a lead tamper instead of a uranium-238 fusion tamper (which greatly amplifies the reaction by fissioning uranium atoms with fast neutrons from the fusion reaction). This eliminated fast fission by the fusion-stage neutrons, so that approximately 97% of the total yield resulted from thermonuclear fusion alone (as such, it was one of the "cleanest" nuclear bombs ever created, generating a very low amount of fallout relative to its yield).








    Post last edited by -SpectraL at 2017-02-24T03:50:05.464033+00:00
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  8. #8
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The greatest weapon in modern warfare is the Soviet RDS-220 hydrogen bomb, Tsar Bomba (codename: Ivan).

    Weight 27,000 kg (60,000 lb)
    Length 8 m (26 ft)
    Diameter 2.1 m (6.9 ft)

    Blast Yield: 50 megatons
    Potential Blast Yield: 100 megatons

    The Tsar Bomba was a three-stage bomb with Trutnev-Babaev second and third stage design, with a yield of 50 megatons. This is equivalent to about 1,570 times the combined energy of the bombs that destroyed Hiroshima and Nagasaki, 10 times the combined energy of all the conventional explosives used in World War II. A three-stage H-bomb uses a fission bomb primary to compress a thermonuclear secondary, as in most H-bombs, and then uses energy from the resulting explosion to compress a much larger additional thermonuclear stage. There is evidence that the Tsar Bomba had several third stages rather than a single very large one.

    The initial three-stage design was capable of yielding approximately 100 Mt, but it would have caused too much nuclear fallout and the plane delivering the bomb would not have enough time to escape the explosion. To limit fallout, the third stage and possibly the second stage had a lead tamper instead of a uranium-238 fusion tamper (which greatly amplifies the reaction by fissioning uranium atoms with fast neutrons from the fusion reaction). This eliminated fast fission by the fusion-stage neutrons, so that approximately 97% of the total yield resulted from thermonuclear fusion alone (as such, it was one of the "cleanest" nuclear bombs ever created, generating a very low amount of fallout relative to its yield).








    Post last edited by -SpectraL at 2017-02-24T03:50:05.464033+00:00

    the only real response in this thread

    (except for me mocking captain falcon)
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    Originally posted by greenplastic the only real response in this thread

    (except for me mocking captain falcon)

    Your mockery sucks. Also I'm high as shit so I can't give this thread the necessary commitment I usually do to my trolling. Otherwise I would have written a proper response post to Bill the Fat and sucked him into a long argument... but I'm justt not feelin it sadly FeelsBadMan
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Tl;dr

    Clearly a post from a hater who doesn't understand weaponz

    girl, ive spent more time playing counterstrike than you have diddling the neighbors cat.

    put up your purse, bitch...
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon …and sucked him…

    you know whats up

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by aldra I really like the G11 and P90 from an engineering standpoint

    If you a Ruski, rush B with me, take your P90 and don't be a pussy.

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    cerakote African Astronaut
    hks guns are expensive as dick and so are fn hersztal
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    Originally posted by cerakote hks guns are expensive as dick and so are fn hersztal

    And yet they're both shit.

    Free hint for fn herstal:

    If you have to coat your casings in explosives to get the action to cycle, go the fuck back to the drawing board
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    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Your mockery sucks. Also I'm high as shit so I can't give this thread the necessary commitment I usually do to my trolling. Otherwise I would have written a proper response post to Bill the Fat and sucked him into a long argument… but I'm justt not feelin it sadly FeelsBadMan

    what a fucking drug addict. too high to function. it's a shame you waste your days getting high and wasting your life away. go play more call of duty loser
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    Originally posted by greenplastic what a fucking drug addict. too high to function. it's a shame you waste your days getting high and wasting your life away. go play more call of duty loser

    You can't get addicted to Marijwana bro, read a book
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    And I'm not wasting shit, I'm a psychonaut on a rocket ship to the 8th dimension, what are you up to?
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    AND IT'S COUNTER STRIKE YOU FAGGOT REEEEEEEEE
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    Originally posted by Captain Falcon And I'm not wasting shit, I'm a psychonaut on a rocket ship to the 8th dimension, what are you up to?

    LIVING LIFE BITCH

    DRINKING GRENE TEA
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    Nobody makes real 10mm ammunition. Buffalo bore and Underwood and nobody sells it. The best ammo you can get from stores is like Hornady which is overrated.
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