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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by aldra I read about an ex-EOD guy who just drove himself out to the desert in a truck loaded with explosives. He told people where he was going and what he was going to do, but when the cops got there there was just a massive hole; they never found identifiable parts of him OR the truck

    How did he get a truck load of explosives or did he just fill the back with some sort of ANFO analogue.
  2. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sophie How did he get a truck load of explosives or did he just fill the back with some sort of ANFO analogue.

    What the fuck do you think "an explosive" is? ANFO is an explosive.
  3. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Uninformed pedophile tryna front
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sophie How did he get a truck load of explosives or did he just fill the back with some sort of ANFO analogue.

    I dunno, from memory he manufactured them himself



    Originally posted by ORACLE What the fuck do you think "an explosive" is? ANFO is an explosive.

    I think he assumed he somehow got a hold of military explosives given he was ex EOD
  5. So apparently most people don't throw out their socks after 5-10 uses. WTF???
  6. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace So apparently most people don't throw out their socks after 5-10 uses. WTF???

    Waste of a perfectly good condom
  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Dissociator

    YAAAA

    the big bucks
  8. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Are you kidding

    He's hot as fuck. Every woman on the site knows it.

    You're just jealous because Oct pulls hot American bitches like birds pull worms.

    gay.
  9. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace So apparently most people don't throw out their socks after 5-10 uses. WTF???

    i still have socks from the 2010's. what the fuck is wrong with you???
  10. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra I think he assumed he somehow got a hold of military explosives given he was ex EOD

    The fuck is "military explosives"? Militaries regularly use ANFO, at minimum for civil works projects.
  11. Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    Originally posted by ORACLE The fuck is "military explosives"? Militaries regularly use ANFO, at minimum for civil works projects.

    Shut the fuck up with the intentional disruption would you?
  12. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Cathay Coof Shut the fuck up with the intentional disruption would you?

    Shut the fuck up faggot.
  13. Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Shut the fuck up faggot.

    You are our weakest poster. Everyone else looks like a philosopher king compared to you.
  14. Originally posted by Dregs i still have socks from the 2010's. what the fuck is wrong with you???

    You kept your socks for FIVE MONTHS????

    Wtf
  15. Don't they start to smell?
  16. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You kept your socks for FIVE MONTHS????

    Wtf

    what the fuck, nigga? i have had socks last over the years. some got unholy sure but some last that long.. period. what is yo malfuction exactly?? don't hate on a system that works so efficiently nigger

    if yo ass disputes MAYBE WE GOTyeah yo ass will feel the fear. ISSUES..maybe not but don't ever come AT ME AGAIN.
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Theonly thing that happens to some of my socks is the shrink too small or the elastic wears out.
  18. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    yo ass gots the shrinkage, Casper? yo ass knows there is help out there fo yous, right?

    i never had this issue but yo ass obsessed more on certain cunts yo ass wouldn't so worry

    just find one, two, or many...cling to some emotional shit and jack off to them

    make sure they know YOU are their boss and own them in life...no emotions tho that them worthless cunts cants can see but you own them in reality. than rape, torture, and kill them. with this corona thing running rampant...they won't catch yp ass for years. you might get over a hundred before tis all over

    please do it...asking for a friend CASPER.
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    always got shrinkage. Im a grower not a shower.

    I would make a very efficient serial killer but i like sex with live women and im also full of EMOTIONS.

    Theyd tell be about their childhood pet gecko 🦎 and id prolly feel bad and let them go
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Cathay Coof You are our weakest poster. Everyone else looks like a philosopher king compared to you.

    Shut the fuck up faggot.

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