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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    A spike in suicides triggered by Covid-19 lockdowns is expected to exceed deaths from the actual virus by a factor of 10 in Australia, according to researchers from Sydney University’s Brain and Mind Center, who published their findings on Thursday.

    kek
  2. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Wow Australians some bitch ass niggaa
  3. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by aldra kek

    Is that for real? That many people are fucking kill themselves because they cant go out to eat for a few months?

    God damn imagine being that mentally weak. I'm just soo tired of not getting to do everything I want at all times I think I'll just blow my head off and add to all of my friends and family's stresses. That seems like a good solution.

    I mean shit I'm pretty sure the suicide rate in jails and prisons is pretty fucking low and they're spending months and years in a much much shittier state of lockdown.
  4. Originally posted by Jesus Is that for real? That many people are fucking kill themselves because they cant go out to eat for a few months?

    God damn imagine being that mentally weak. I'm just soo tired of not getting to do everything I want at all times I think I'll just blow my head off and add to all of my friends and family's stresses. That seems like a good solution.

    I mean shit I'm pretty sure the suicide rate in jails and prisons is pretty fucking low and they're spending months and years in a much much shittier state of lockdown.

    Only faggots need a legit reason to kill themselves
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I dunno, probably an exaggeration, I know suicide rates are up in most countries because of the economic situation.

    That said very few people here have been directly killed by the coronavirus so suicides are probably already several times more common
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Solstice Only faggots need a legit reason to kill themselves

    I'm probably going to do it because I'm bored one day
  7. Aldra do you know how many tests have been given in AU?
  8. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by aldra I'm probably going to do it because I'm bored one day

    How would you? Have you thought about it? Do you think you'd have to be intoxicated on something or would you want to do it sober?
  9. If you're not fucked up when you die, you fucked up.
  10. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace If you're not fucked up when you die, you fucked up.

    Yeah but if you're fucked up when you die you're like totally wasting the rest of your high, maaan.
  11. Technologist victim of incest
    Hey, don’t harsh my buzz mannn.
  12. don't buzz my harsh dude
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Jesus Who is 'them?'

    Facebook. They're up my ass to know when I post omghomobphibias but not aware enough to notice I've requested this ad not be served to me a MINiMUM of 15 times.
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    There have been so many people dying locally it's crazy, whether it's from one thing or another. It's like people think the bad in the world is something they can just kill away. The suicide rate locally isn't very high but it always seems like people are dying by jumping off this particular bridge. So many times at night I've been driving over to have the patrol come out waving at me that the bridge is closed, sometimes they'll say for a jumper but usually not, you know because when the bridge is closed normally they will have signs up but when it's a jumper you're just diverted and told to go elsewhere and it's back to normal in a few hours. Then sometimes you'll see crews the next day underneath and traffic is back to normal.

    Anyways, the method to kill yourself would depend on who would find you. I don't know if I could ever seriously do it but I'll never say never. I feel it would be bad karma to take an innocent person with me so maybe it would be good to find the addresses of some nonces and go pay them a visit. Actually, instead of dying I would probably just do life in prison, same thing for the most part
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jesus How would you? Have you thought about it? Do you think you'd have to be intoxicated on something or would you want to do it sober?

    I read about an ex-EOD guy who just drove himself out to the desert in a truck loaded with explosives. He told people where he was going and what he was going to do, but when the cops got there there was just a massive hole; they never found identifiable parts of him OR the truck
  16. Technologist victim of incest
    That’s going out with a “bang”.
  17. Originally posted by Technologist That’s going out with a “bang”.

    RACIST
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Technologist That’s going out with a “bang”.

    you forgot


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  20. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    The sickness unto death

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