2020-05-07 at 4:48 PM UTC
I remember i went to the showers at the Bel Aire Bay Club when i was like 7 or 8 and i think it gave me a complex for life. Everyones dicks looked like fleshy pringles cans.
2020-05-07 at 4:52 PM UTC
Yeah I've been in enough YMCA locker rooms to see my fair share of the fleshy pringle cans and the fleshy AAA batteries and everything in between.
It makes me appreciate what I have because got dang some of those penisia look fucking wrong.
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2020-05-07 at 4:56 PM UTC
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Jesus
That'd be weird if I was telling the truth. Yes, I just have a picture of my dead dad's erect cock on hand (heh), JUST IN CASE.
I have no idea how big my dad's penis was. I wonder if penis size stays similar through a family line. I also wonder how and why anyone would know the answer to that. I guess maybe there are a few father/son combos out there that have an open enough relationship that they tell or SHOW one another their pean size.
Ive heard penis size comes from your mother. Specifically YOUR mother, she decides how big my penis is going to be depending on what she wears to serve me sammiches
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2020-05-07 at 4:58 PM UTC
My dad probably has a huge dick bc hes all chiseled jaw and gnarly baldness. I couldnt say for sure tho bc ive only met him twice and the topic nevercame up
2020-05-07 at 4:59 PM UTC
this thread is now about ur dads dicc and its thicc or lack thereof
2020-05-07 at 5:01 PM UTC
I am mildly entertained at the thought of huge tall grizzly burly "bouncer" type men having little babby penises.
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2020-05-07 at 5:06 PM UTC
Depends how early they got on the roids.
2020-05-07 at 5:06 PM UTC
Like I assume Shaq has a massive dong but it would be hilarious to learn he had a micro penis. His wife is fucking tiny though which to me means she has a tiny vajeen which means Shaq's cock has to at least be sort of mild sized, right?
Would a girl marry a guy whose cock was so girthy and massive that it made sex uncomfortable?
2020-05-07 at 5:10 PM UTC
shaq has a confirmed danger dong
2020-05-07 at 5:13 PM UTC
BBC porn just doesn't ever look fun for anyone. The girls look like they're in pain and the dude's are only sticking like a third of their cock inside of them.
2020-05-07 at 5:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by Stopffs
No
Tell that to my wife.
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2020-05-07 at 5:20 PM UTC
Maybe she has an accommodating pussy?
2020-05-07 at 6:14 PM UTC
Welp. Shoah’d off Facebook again.
Ask them to please stop posting stuff about Boy Scout rape lawsuits on your page and its all crickets.
One time you comment “FOR THE 17th TIME NOW PLEASE STOP PUTTING SHIT ABOUT CHILD SEX ABUSE ON MY PAGE. MAYBE IM A VICTIM OF KID FIDDLING AND I DONT WANT TO SEE STUFF FROM THESE AMBULANCE CHASING FAGGOTS EVERY SINGLE DAY.”
banned for hate speech. lol.
The New Internet really is gay as fuck.
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