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  1. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by CASPER Like dead father like son

    That'd be weird if I was telling the truth. Yes, I just have a picture of my dead dad's erect cock on hand (heh), JUST IN CASE.

    I have no idea how big my dad's penis was. I wonder if penis size stays similar through a family line. I also wonder how and why anyone would know the answer to that. I guess maybe there are a few father/son combos out there that have an open enough relationship that they tell or SHOW one another their pean size.
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I remember i went to the showers at the Bel Aire Bay Club when i was like 7 or 8 and i think it gave me a complex for life. Everyones dicks looked like fleshy pringles cans.
  3. Jesus Houston
    Yeah I've been in enough YMCA locker rooms to see my fair share of the fleshy pringle cans and the fleshy AAA batteries and everything in between.

    It makes me appreciate what I have because got dang some of those penisia look fucking wrong.
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  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jesus That'd be weird if I was telling the truth. Yes, I just have a picture of my dead dad's erect cock on hand (heh), JUST IN CASE.

    I have no idea how big my dad's penis was. I wonder if penis size stays similar through a family line. I also wonder how and why anyone would know the answer to that. I guess maybe there are a few father/son combos out there that have an open enough relationship that they tell or SHOW one another their pean size.

    Ive heard penis size comes from your mother. Specifically YOUR mother, she decides how big my penis is going to be depending on what she wears to serve me sammiches
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  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    My dad probably has a huge dick bc hes all chiseled jaw and gnarly baldness. I couldnt say for sure tho bc ive only met him twice and the topic nevercame up
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    this thread is now about ur dads dicc and its thicc or lack thereof
  7. Jesus Houston
    I am mildly entertained at the thought of huge tall grizzly burly "bouncer" type men having little babby penises.
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  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Depends how early they got on the roids.
  9. Jesus Houston
    Like I assume Shaq has a massive dong but it would be hilarious to learn he had a micro penis. His wife is fucking tiny though which to me means she has a tiny vajeen which means Shaq's cock has to at least be sort of mild sized, right?

    Would a girl marry a guy whose cock was so girthy and massive that it made sex uncomfortable?
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    shaq has a confirmed danger dong
  11. Jesus Houston
    BBC porn just doesn't ever look fun for anyone. The girls look like they're in pain and the dude's are only sticking like a third of their cock inside of them.
  12. Originally posted by Jesus Like I assume Shaq has a massive dong but it would be hilarious to learn he had a micro penis. His wife is fucking tiny though which to me means she has a tiny vajeen which means Shaq's cock has to at least be sort of mild sized, right?

    Would a girl marry a guy whose cock was so girthy and massive that it made sex uncomfortable?

    No

    But the budge in his pocket was probably most appealing
  13. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by Stopffs No

    Tell that to my wife.
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  14. Maybe she has an accommodating pussy?
  15. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by Stopffs Maybe she has an accommodating pussy?

    Maybe. I haven't met her yet.
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Welp. Shoah’d off Facebook again.

    Ask them to please stop posting stuff about Boy Scout rape lawsuits on your page and its all crickets.

    One time you comment “FOR THE 17th TIME NOW PLEASE STOP PUTTING SHIT ABOUT CHILD SEX ABUSE ON MY PAGE. MAYBE IM A VICTIM OF KID FIDDLING AND I DONT WANT TO SEE STUFF FROM THESE AMBULANCE CHASING FAGGOTS EVERY SINGLE DAY.”

    banned for hate speech. lol.

    The New Internet really is gay as fuck.
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  17. Jesus Houston
    Who is 'them?'
  18. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by ORACLE This nigger doesn't know how unemployment works

    this is my first time on unemployment so yeah i honestly dont. im back at work now though.
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  20. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency this is my first time on unemployment so yeah i honestly dont. im back at work now though.

    That's good but if you were on it you should know

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