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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Im sorry youre ugly dumb, upset uncreative unappealing to all but hydros nonce husband, unable to move out of your parents house, unlikable, unfuckable, unskilled, unintelligent and unkempt, unfunny and undeserving of life.

    Im sorry. At least 10% isnt your fault
  2. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Shut up nonce
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    sad
  4. Triggered, nonce?
  5. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    "I hung out with an Arab once, I'm now an expert on Arabs"
  6. Octavian motherfucker
    Fuck me I'm already in the mood to drink.
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ORACLE "I hung out with an Arab once, I'm now an expert on Arabs"

    are you doing ramadan? I make it to 2 or 3pm then I either have to eat and drink or my whole day is ruined and I want to die
  8. Originally posted by Sudo are you doing ramadan? I make it to 2 or 3pm then I either have to eat and drink or my whole day is ruined and I want to die

    Lol fake muslim
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Lol you're the worst Muslim bro
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  10. I'm trying to figure out what parts of the quaran he actually follows
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Sudo lebanon is so corrupt. Banking and construction especially. The Lebanese I hang with actually want Lebanon to burn because 90% of their families are over here and they want to buy land dirt cheap to retire. Same with Syria. I'm going to ask some people I know what they think of it and report back. The answers will probably be insane

    Have you ever read any Thomas Friedman? Hes a jedi but his books are a guilty pleasure of mine. From Beirut to (some other middle eastern city I forget) is a GREAT book that predicted pretty much everything that happened after despite being written around 1990. It even predicted rhe rise of Bibi while he was just the US ambassador at the time and predicted the Syrian war to a T. He makes a lot of Israeli apologies but thats to be expected. I bet you know some weird secret about him

    Lol that's pretty cold blooded to wish death and destruction on your own homeland so you can cash in on real estate.
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  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by CASPER Lol you're the worst Muslim bro

    I try and thats the important thing. Its hard to attune your body to fasting when you're up early expending energy and on the move and feel the life draining from you. I take it day by day and its only been a few so far


    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I'm trying to figure out what parts of the quaran he actually follows

    you seem to have invested a lot into me. I think that time would be better suited trying to be less of a pathetic little faggot
  13. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo are you doing ramadan? I make it to 2 or 3pm then I either have to eat and drink or my whole day is ruined and I want to die

    I drink beer for iftar
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I've never actually looked into this. So you can only eat when it's dark out?

    For some reason I thought it was more extreme than that. I thought it meant like only water for a certain number of days. Or water and some lame starch or something.

    I stuff my face every night and dont eat until I get home from work the next night. Perhaps I am a mooslim.

    ASALLAMALEIKUM MY NIGGAS
  15. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Sunrise to sunset you cannot eat or drink. When the sun emerges over the eastern horizon, you refrain from eating, until it is completely obscured by the western horizon, at which point you may break your fast.

    I do intermittent fasting anyway so it also works for me.
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  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ORACLE I drink beer for iftar

    The other day I ate chicken and waffles and smoked a backwood because niggers

    Its difficult to get through a day with nothing in your systen if toure moving around or doing anything physical, at least for someone my size, but I'm gonna keep trying. Today was only a banana and a piece of beef jerky until iftar of thai food
  17. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo The other day I ate chicken and waffles and smoked a backwood because niggers

    Its difficult to get through a day with nothing in your systen if toure moving around or doing anything physical, at least for someone my size, but I'm gonna keep trying. Today was only a banana and a piece of beef jerky until iftar of thai food

    Generally people do suhr before fajr adhan, or just load up the night before. The key is to just load up on protein and fat that will fuck your shit up all next day.
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  18. Octavian motherfucker
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  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Generally people do suhr before fajr adhan, or just load up the night before. The key is to just load up on protein and fat that will fuck your shit up all next day.

    yes thats what friends have told me about eating before fajr. The first days are the hardest. Im hoping a better lifestyle comes in a few days and makes it easier. My girlfriend was counting down the days untim Ramadan and dreading it because she knows how "Hangry" I can get, although so far so good. Youre right protein is key and I usually go light on protein for breakfast so a pre dawn suhr of meat might coast me through the day
  20. Octavian motherfucker
    I've found concentration levels increase somewhat those few times I've nearly starved to death.

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