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  1. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Your mom is an alcoholic like you. That's how you got FAS

    youre just jealous i have a mom. you have two daddies and a broken gerbil named 'spelunker'
  2. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yeah the site with the giant 3D graphic pop-up is surely a trustworthy news source. And this totally happened in china and 100% represents whats going on there. Yessir

    silence, nigger
  3. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Nope. Didn't happen in China. People are doing that everywhere in the world right now

    youre delusional and mentally deficient.

    you should suicide
  4. Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Those are two very different things.

    Explicit interest appeals to women and men. As long as it doesn't appear you're being played, even when you are, you feel special.

    As for desperation … yeah that is a huge turn off.

    As for casual meets … guys are more honest about this than women. But guys are also praised for this type of behavior by friends and the general public. Whereas women tend to be ridiculed for the same behavior.

    that has changed within the last five years or so.

    it is now socially acceptable for women to act as explicit as men to. and they do it, too.
  5. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Nah. I have a 8yo german shepard and a mom and a dad.

    But even if I had two dads it would be better than your one shitty mom. In your own words, she's retarded, right? I mean that must be where you got it from.

    they only moved on to a german shepherd because their assholes are so worn out they had to plug in something bigger.

    and the poor gerbil is stuck up in there, never to be found
  6. Originally posted by CASPER If nothing else, Finneas is just aces at alliteration

    im not alliterate. i know how to spell stuffs.
  7. Originally posted by CASPER lol. aliterate being someone who just refuses to read shit. Starts approaching a stop sign, yells NOPE NOT TODAY, averts his gays and rolls through the intersection

    i dont know where you keep your gays, but i dont let my gays in the car. especially when i go straight through a stop sign.
  8. Originally posted by CASPER Right below the steering wheel. Theyre not allowed to talk to anyone or be seen.

    that would be like trying to drive with a car full of loose bowling balls. plus...theyd always want to suck your dick while youre trying to concentrate on the driving.
  9. show of hands.

    who wants to see a kitty after it was on the receiving end of a 3000fps 130gr frag projectile.
  10. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Never had a gerbil

    Come to my house and Oso will fuck your shit up.

    youre done with foreplay and are moving straight into the first date.

    its sexually stimulating when you start talking about money and coming to your house. it shows me youre a worshiper at the almighty altar of the holy shekel. this means for right price youll give me unlimited usage of your orifices in exchange for a paltry quantity of the shekels i happen to have and not have any better use for.
  11. Originally posted by Technologist Sitting in my brand new rocking chair with an ottoman. It’s like a glider, and so is the ottoman. It’s got fluffy gray cushions.

    Hubby got it for me as an early Mother’s Day present. I love it. We bought a matching side table to go with it. I’m all set to watch movies.

    what are you wearing.
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  13. all the boobs i posted seem to have disappeared.

    these alien abductions are tragic.
  14. Originally posted by Netflxchillr ^needs to douche his… own "pie hole". me thinks.

    ill douche your pie hole with a nutsack tsunami delivered via my meat flavored crotch nozzle.
  15. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You've never seen me.

    no one has to see you to realize your a dirty retarded wetback
  16. Originally posted by cigreting what does your dad drive

    a giant strapon...right into his asshole.
  17. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I don't do PI.

    the car your father drives isnt PI, retard

    youre just scared that youre going to be caught in a lie
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  18. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace

    If you knew what kind of car it was you wouldn't say such stupid things. It's a very unique car and my dad is the only one in the state to have one.



    this is what he rides around on
  19. Originally posted by AngryOnion Fuck You!! That's a nice pussy.

    pussy frappe
  20. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny sounds like something a victim would believe.

    its hard to be a victim when everything else is doing all the dying.
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