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1. 2017-02-19 at 6:39 AM UTC

   #901
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RestStop When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell
   Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fucking tell
   It don't make sense, going to heaven with the goodie-goodies
   Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies
   God'll prolly have me on some real strict shit
   No sleeping all day, no getting my dick licked
   Hanging with the goodie-goodies lounging in paradise
   Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice
   (You talking some crazy shit now, nigga)
   All my life I been considered as the worst
   Lying to my mother, even stealing out her purse
   Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion
   I know my mother wish she got a fucking abortion

   
   i fw this
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2. 2017-02-19 at 6:40 AM UTC

   #902
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by reject I just did a second cwe on my enhancements from today and the last time I did codeine. Pretty sure I drank a lot of apap. How long can my liver hold out for and why don't I stop before it does give in?

   
   ld50 is like 5 grams
3. 2017-02-19 at 6:43 AM UTC

   #903
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by bling bling
   HOW MAKED NEEDILY CODANES??

   
   extract the codeine, dry weigh it, measure out your dose, mix with water, suck up in a needle and bang
4. 2017-02-19 at 6:44 AM UTC

   #904
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Malice Lanny, have you ever seen Everclear sold in a store around here? I think I may just get a flask for when I want to spike my drink when out.
   
   I've got a hankering for the $5 cravings deal from Taco Bell. I didn't know they still had it because it's no longer on the website or app, it's an insane value at 1500+ calories. You get all this:
   
   Burrito Supreme: $3.19
   Cheesy Gordita Crunch: $2.99
   Crunchy Taco: $1.39
   Chips w/ Nacho Cheese: $1.39
   Medium Soda: $1.89 ($1.00 during happier hour)
   Total: $10.85 plus tax
   Price of all items in new box deal: $5.00 plus tax
   
   Planning to waltz in there at 4:20

   
   fuck yeah this is my favorite menu item
5. 2017-02-19 at 6:49 AM UTC

   #905
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by cerakote extract the codeine, dry weigh it, measure out your dose, mix with water, suck up in a needle and bang

   
   Please don't shoot codeine. If you're going to shoot it, demethylate it first.
6. 2017-02-19 at 6:50 AM UTC

   #906
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Please don't bang codeine.

   
   that was for someone else i dont fw needle drugs
   
   if it wont go up my nose or laced in a joint i dont want the drug in my system
7. 2017-02-19 at 7:54 AM UTC

   #907
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   im so tiredd
8. 2017-02-19 at 12:39 PM UTC

   #908
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by cerakote that was for someone else i dont fw needle drugs
   
   if it wont go up my nose or laced in a joint i dont want the drug in my system

   
   So you'd never do acid or shrooms? Or alcohol? Man you're a weakfag
9. 2017-02-19 at 1:07 PM UTC

   #909
   Brain surgeon Houston
   Dont Iv codiene, I forget why, but you certainly arent supposed to for a reason.
10. 2017-02-19 at 1:13 PM UTC

    #910
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Brain surgeon Dont Iv codiene, I forget why, but you certainly arent supposed to for a reason.

    
    For one, histamine reaction. Secondly it won't do you any good since codeine is a prodrug. You get high from the stuff your liver turns it in to not the actual substance itself.
11. 2017-02-19 at 1:17 PM UTC

    #911
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Don't they give codeine either IM or IV to women in labour
12. 2017-02-19 at 1:24 PM UTC

    #912
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    ?
13. 2017-02-19 at 1:30 PM UTC

    #913
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    goin bowly were no mandem been b4
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14. 2017-02-19 at 2:22 PM UTC

    #914
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    If a chick says shes allergic to condoms or on da pill, before u smash ask her if shes ovulating, if she says yes or dunno wat dat is, do not fuc her dis is why a lot of dudes have kids they ain't want, these bitches be knowin wat they're doin
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15. 2017-02-19 at 3:44 PM UTC

    #915
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Somebody just offered me 50 valium for £20.
    
    And I said no. I said I'd have a few but not 50 cos there's no way in hell that'll end well for me.
    
    Look at that, reject's finally wising up
16. 2017-02-19 at 4:26 PM UTC

    #916
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    WARNING: To all users of diazepam. There has been a recent flood of fake actavis and teva branded Valium from China make their way to the UK and onto this market. The boxes are perfect but the pills are dud. I was offered them and after testing found 0% Diazepam and 99% calcium carbonate!
17. 2017-02-19 at 7:10 PM UTC

    #917
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder what a baby's first shit looks like. I suppose they shit in the womb once they develop all that..shit. I wonder where it goes. I wonder how it works!
18. 2017-02-19 at 7:19 PM UTC

    #918
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder what a baby's first shit looks like. I suppose they shit in the womb once they develop all that..shit. I wonder where it goes. I wonder how it works!

    
    I don't think they have anything in their digestive tracts, it's not like they're eating.
    
    Post last edited by Lanny at 2017-02-19T19:36:08.262794+00:00
19. 2017-02-19 at 7:20 PM UTC

    #919
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Stupid fucking USPS sent my clonazolam from San Bernardino to New York! Normally it would have only taken 2-3 days.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    WHERE ARE MY DRUGS?! WHERE ARE MY DRUGS?! WHERE ARE MY DRUGS?!
20. 2017-02-19 at 7:22 PM UTC

    #920
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I do not care what the tag will say
    I done brought out a big bag today
    I just pulled up with the MAC today
    I don't plan on going out sad today
    Pay what you owe, eighty a gram
    Close the curtain and smoke in the Ghost
    Hop in the i8 and lift up the door
    Young rich nigga, more money than the old
    Got your hoe at the condo, no clothes, yeah
    You don't wanna go there
    Sticks and the Dracos in here
    Got racks in the back of my pants
    Got racks in the bachelor pad
    These bitches, they fuck for a bag
    And you niggas gon' go out sad