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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr i wonder what the stock-pile of t.p. is needed for? his dick isn't that big..

    wait wut


    what does dick size have to do with needing toilet paper>
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  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    **sipps wine**

    So...when I was like 20 yrs old I was just chillin at home listening to the radio toking nam saying ....

    Then my friend and her friend come rushing through the door ..

    So she’s like hurry up and call the radio station they’re giving away tickets to some male exotic dancers .. supposedly the Chicago vs Texas loll...

    So I’m like okay.. so we’re all calling @ the same time and somebody gets through and wins the 3 tickets...

    So im all excited because I never went to one and thinking ohh this gonna be poppin!!


    (Stay tuned for prt 2)

    **rollz spliff**
  3. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra lol, it's flexing in the corona era

    no more chains and cash, rappers are going to start shooting videos to a backdrop of toilet paper and hand sanitiser

    also whoever worked on her tits should not have a medical license

    Lol @ ur own tits. Ya complete dumb.
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol @ ur own tits. Ya complete dumb.

    if I wanted a pair I'd go to a doctor that wasn't crosseyed
  5. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Who wouldn't?
  6. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ppl are dumb.
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Who wouldn't?

    her apparently
  8. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol just noticed my quote lol! Kill me
  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    So y’all... I get dressed to impress I mean I got grown woman sexy .. nam sayin....

    We drive to this location and go in and it’s like all these women everywhere all seated at tables and I see random men scattered throughout the place ... and they’re all half naked!

    And I’m like ok.. I guess this is what I signed up for so we go to a table ... and I’m high as kite just observing my surroundings...

    And I realize all the men .. asses were extremely plump.. like women and I was extremely not into that at all.. like how is all y’all booty this big !

    So I next thing you know one of these kats start heading towards me and I’m looking like wth is he finna do...

    Next thing I know the nigga done through me all in the air in some awkward azz position bouncing me all around...

    and I was extremely uncomfortable but I played it off because I can hear people all into it and I’m just being swung around my this big booty strong nigga in this bedazzled outfit ... and I’m just wow... wth did I sign up for lmao

    **i think I can do a part 3*
  10. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra her apparently

    Nothing about them are asymmetrical but okay.
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  11. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Anyone tried Vanilla Orange flavored Coke? Its so mmmmm.



    Is mmq dead?



    Originally posted by DontTellEm Nothing about them are asymmetrical but okay.

    Hey big ape why you so jelly of paige, chicken? You mad again?
  12. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by CandyRein **sipps wine**

    So…when I was like 20 yrs old I was just chillin at home listening to the radio toking nam saying ….

    Then my friend and her friend come rushing through the door ..

    So she’s like hurry up and call the radio station they’re giving away tickets to some male exotic dancers .. supposedly the Chicago vs Texas loll…

    So I’m like okay.. so we’re all calling @ the same time and somebody gets through and wins the 3 tickets…

    So im all excited because I never went to one and thinking ohh this gonna be poppin!!


    (Stay tuned for prt 2)

    **rollz spliff**

    Who got in?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Yeah idk why those hood male stripper videos always have some dude with his bulge out like pretending to do standing 69 with some poor woman. I think throwing women jn the air likea pizza crust is a carribean thing ie daggering
  14. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra wait wut


    what does dick size have to do with needing toilet paper>

    I was implying: how his snozfaucet doesn't look so "big" that it'd drip (enough) to need all that t.p. sitting around.
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you know pee isn't stored in the shaft right
  16. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
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  17. Originally posted by aldra you know pee isn't stored in the shaft right

    like a hose.

    there will still be plenty left in it after u turn off the tap.
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Who got in?

    I tried so hard to remember who the heck got through to the station .. I think it was me .. but if it wasn’t me .. it was the Friend of my Friend..
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Nothing about them are asymmetrical but okay.

    Its not so much about whether theyre symmetrical. It just looks like someone pumped toothpaste into two medicine balls and stapled them to her chest.
  20. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra you know pee isn't stored in the shaft right

    hmmm. so, i would think if he's going to piss- it wouldn't be all over the bedroom... but wait, maybe he's going to take a huge chit on the center of the bed after she drains his snozfaucet of juices?? could better explain the stock pile of t.p. everywhere?

    *either way, anyone pissing or shitting everywhere or anywhere other than the damn toilet- is just plain, ewwww.
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