2020-04-25 at 6:13 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Netflxchillr
i wonder what the stock-pile of t.p. is needed for? his dick isn't that big..
wait wut
what does dick size have to do with needing toilet paper>
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2020-04-25 at 6:18 AM UTC
**sipps wine**
So...when I was like 20 yrs old I was just chillin at home listening to the radio toking nam saying ....
Then my friend and her friend come rushing through the door ..
So she’s like hurry up and call the radio station they’re giving away tickets to some male exotic dancers .. supposedly the Chicago vs Texas loll...
So I’m like okay.. so we’re all calling @ the same time and somebody gets through and wins the 3 tickets...
So im all excited because I never went to one and thinking ohh this gonna be poppin!!
(Stay tuned for prt 2)
**rollz spliff**
2020-04-25 at 6:25 AM UTC
Lol just noticed my quote lol! Kill me
2020-04-25 at 6:31 AM UTC
So y’all... I get dressed to impress I mean I got grown woman sexy .. nam sayin....
We drive to this location and go in and it’s like all these women everywhere all seated at tables and I see random men scattered throughout the place ... and they’re all half naked!
And I’m like ok.. I guess this is what I signed up for so we go to a table ... and I’m high as kite just observing my surroundings...
And I realize all the men .. asses were extremely plump.. like women and I was extremely not into that at all.. like how is all y’all booty this big !
So I next thing you know one of these kats start heading towards me and I’m looking like wth is he finna do...
Next thing I know the nigga done through me all in the air in some awkward azz position bouncing me all around...
and I was extremely uncomfortable but I played it off because I can hear people all into it and I’m just being swung around my this big booty strong nigga in this bedazzled outfit ... and I’m just wow... wth did I sign up for lmao
**i think I can do a part 3*
2020-04-25 at 6:33 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra
her apparently
Nothing about them are asymmetrical but okay.
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2020-04-25 at 7:40 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by CandyRein
**sipps wine**
So…when I was like 20 yrs old I was just chillin at home listening to the radio toking nam saying ….
Then my friend and her friend come rushing through the door ..
So she’s like hurry up and call the radio station they’re giving away tickets to some male exotic dancers .. supposedly the Chicago vs Texas loll…
So I’m like okay.. so we’re all calling @ the same time and somebody gets through and wins the 3 tickets…
So im all excited because I never went to one and thinking ohh this gonna be poppin!!
(Stay tuned for prt 2)
**rollz spliff**
Who got in?
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2020-04-25 at 8:06 AM UTC
Yeah idk why those hood male stripper videos always have some dude with his bulge out like pretending to do standing 69 with some poor woman. I think throwing women jn the air likea pizza crust is a carribean thing ie daggering
2020-04-25 at 12:40 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
you know pee isn't stored in the shaft right
2020-04-25 at 1:35 PM UTC
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