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Guys who don't eat pussy are fundamentally pussys

  1. #21
    Originally posted by infinityshock do you have any idea how many toxic microbes live in assholes? you probably have some sort of new, undiscovered disease coursing through your bloodstream at this very moment.

    Thats what makes it hot.
  2. #22
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Thats what makes it hot.

    unintentionally pun...
  3. #23
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock you spend your existence perpetually triggered.

    now stfu and get back to your safeplace in that dank, dark, alley behind the gay bar so the local homeless population has someone to release their pent up sexual frustrations upon.

    sorry dude im not a loser like you, i go to straight bars, but unfortunately for your safe space is the gay bar because you're a faggot
  4. #24
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Homemade face condoms allow you to eat the worst of ass for days and days. I personally just use a sheet of plastic film. Double or triple layered depending on the…conditions.

    Internet porn has desensitized me to the true majestic lure of the tight grayish pink well-groomed female butthole, but I know I have a day destined for me in my lifetime where I will feast upon the perfect ass, her anxious and anticipating eyes looking into mine as I tongue shovel her stink ditch to the rhythm of her subtle moans, SO DEEP, SO PURE, and we connect on an alternate plane of intimacy and oneness, flowers spring from our mattress and small wildlife appears throughout the room, the sun smiling down, puts on a pair of sunglasses, and we lay back together basking in the overwhelming hue of her particularly obnoxious shit.

    you sound like a chowder head
  5. #25
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby sorry dude im not a loser like you, i go to straight bars, but unfortunately for your safe space is the gay bar because you're a faggot

    2nd grade called.

    they want their lame come-back, back
  6. #26
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    eating

    pussy

    is

    gayer

    than

    sucking

    dick

    and

    this

    has

    been

    known

    since

    antiquity
  7. #27
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock 2nd grade called.

    they want their lame come-back, back

    I know you're into second graders because you're a pedophile, but you need to quit projecting you're fantasy on me.
  8. #28
    I'm not joking.
  9. #29
    You are what you eatm this is the opposite of that wisdom and therefore wrong.
  10. #30
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I know you're into second graders because you're a pedophile, but you need to quit projecting you're fantasy on me.

    don't act like you don't like it when I get my projections all over you...especially your chin.
  11. #31
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    Conjunctivitis or HepC? :/ no thanks!
  12. #32
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    i lick my pussy all the time
    cause hes a bad pussy bitch

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  13. #33
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i lick my pussy all the time
    cause hes a bad pussy bitch


    awwwwwww
  14. #34
    I demand more kitty pics.
  15. #35
    kitts or GTFO
  16. #36
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon kitts or GTFO

    then post them bitch
  17. #37
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    man i just woke up when i took that pic i look fucked up now
  18. #38
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    hes a baby cat mann and cuddles up with me at night when he'not fucking stuff up. I tried spanking him but he likes it
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