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Guys who don't eat pussy are fundamentally pussys

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
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    Especially the ones that then turn around and expect to get their dick sucked
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Especially the ones that then turn around and expect to get their dick sucked

    they are such faggots man , the patriarchy is real
  4. #4
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Bill Krozby is like a buzzword vending machine. Except with a vending machine you decide when something comes out, Bill Krozby just spouts buzzwords all day.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Sophie Bill Krozby is like a buzzword vending machine. Except with a vending machine you decide when something comes out, Bill Krozby just spouts buzzwords all day.

    u triggered bro?
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    wtfisthishit Yung Blood
    If you don't eat pussy, you're atleast half a fag. Unless it stinks or she's the town bike etc there's no reason not to.
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    I only eat butthole.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby u triggered bro?

    you spend your existence perpetually triggered.

    now stfu and get back to your safeplace in that dank, dark, alley behind the gay bar so the local homeless population has someone to release their pent up sexual frustrations upon.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by wtfisthishit If you don't eat pussy, you're atleast half a fag. Unless it stinks or she's the town bike etc there's no reason not to.

    or, unless...you don't want to get throat hpv cancer.
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    wtfisthishit Yung Blood
    Originally posted by infinityshock or, unless…you don't want to get throat hpv cancer.

    I used to just think you were a faggot on totse2. Now you're a pussyfaggot.
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    Originally posted by infinityshock or, unless…you don't want to get throat hpv cancer.

    i got the injections so im good
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by wtfisthishit I used to just think you were a faggot on totse2. Now you're a pussyfaggot.

    stfu and go back to wanting to fist your boyfriends shit, dickfaggot.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by greenplastic i got the injections so im good

    1. guardicil is a scam.

    2. guardicil doesn't work...and even if it did work, it only affects about 1/3 of the known hpv variants. note I said 'known'...as in there are hpv types they don't even know about yet.
  14. #14
    wtfisthishit Yung Blood
    Originally posted by infinityshock stfu and go back to wanting to fist your boyfriends shit, dickfaggot.

    Says the fag that's scared of pussy. LOL.
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    I ate a booty once and I swear I had a headcold for a week after, my face got all swollen and phlemed up. Totally worth it though.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by wtfisthishit Says the fag that's scared of pussy. LOL.

    says the faggot who loves his boyfriends' (plural) assholes.

    no 'lol'...only faggots use those ridiculous acronyms in normal conversation. you're what...11? 12? you're not even old enough to be on the internet, much less talking to the grownups.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I ate a booty once and I swear I had a headcold for a week after, my face got all swollen and phlemed up. Totally worth it though.

    do you have any idea how many toxic microbes live in assholes? you probably have some sort of new, undiscovered disease coursing through your bloodstream at this very moment.
  18. #18
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by wtfisthishit …Unless it stinks…

    What kind of scale are we talking about here.

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    Originally posted by infinityshock 1. guardicil is a scam.

    2. guardicil doesn't work…and even if it did work, it only affects about 1/3 of the known hpv variants. note I said 'known'…as in there are hpv types they don't even know about yet.

    lol ok bill whatever you say
  20. #20
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Homemade face condoms allow you to eat the worst of ass for days and days. I personally just use a sheet of plastic film. Double or triple layered depending on the...conditions.

    Internet porn has desensitized me to the true majestic lure of the tight grayish pink well-groomed female butthole, but I know I have a day destined for me in my lifetime where I will feast upon the perfect ass, her anxious and anticipating eyes looking into mine as I tongue shovel her stink ditch to the rhythm of her subtle moans, SO DEEP, SO PURE, and we connect on an alternate plane of intimacy and oneness, flowers spring from our mattress and small wildlife appears throughout the room, the sun smiling down, puts on a pair of sunglasses, and we lay back together basking in the overwhelming hue of her particularly obnoxious shit.
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