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Guys who don't eat pussy are fundamentally pussys
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2017-02-18 at 8:24 PM UTC
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2017-02-18 at 8:59 PM UTC
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2017-02-18 at 11:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock you spend your existence perpetually triggered.
now stfu and get back to your safeplace in that dank, dark, alley behind the gay bar so the local homeless population has someone to release their pent up sexual frustrations upon.
sorry dude im not a loser like you, i go to straight bars, but unfortunately for your safe space is the gay bar because you're a faggot -
2017-02-18 at 11:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Homemade face condoms allow you to eat the worst of ass for days and days. I personally just use a sheet of plastic film. Double or triple layered depending on the…conditions.
Internet porn has desensitized me to the true majestic lure of the tight grayish pink well-groomed female butthole, but I know I have a day destined for me in my lifetime where I will feast upon the perfect ass, her anxious and anticipating eyes looking into mine as I tongue shovel her stink ditch to the rhythm of her subtle moans, SO DEEP, SO PURE, and we connect on an alternate plane of intimacy and oneness, flowers spring from our mattress and small wildlife appears throughout the room, the sun smiling down, puts on a pair of sunglasses, and we lay back together basking in the overwhelming hue of her particularly obnoxious shit.
you sound like a chowder head -
2017-02-19 at 12:23 AM UTC
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2017-02-19 at 12:27 AM UTCeating
pussy
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gayer
than
sucking
dick
and
this
has
been
known
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2017-02-19 at 12:39 AM UTC
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2017-02-19 at 1:34 AM UTCI'm not joking.
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2017-02-19 at 1:35 AM UTCYou are what you eatm this is the opposite of that wisdom and therefore wrong.
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2017-02-19 at 4:24 AM UTC
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2017-02-19 at 4:36 AM UTC
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2017-02-19 at 4:40 AM UTC
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2017-02-19 at 4:45 AM UTC
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2017-02-19 at 4:45 AM UTCI demand more kitty pics.
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2017-02-19 at 4:46 AM UTCkitts or GTFO
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2017-02-19 at 4:46 AM UTC
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2017-02-19 at 4:47 AM UTCman i just woke up when i took that pic i look fucked up now
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2017-02-19 at 5:10 AM UTChes a baby cat mann and cuddles up with me at night when he'not fucking stuff up. I tried spanking him but he likes it