The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2020-04-18 at 4:02 AM UTC

   #2621
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by ORACLE sometimes I choke myself and pretend it's John Mayer doing it

   
   Wow that's quite weird, thank you for volunteering this, I'm sure it feels freeing because I can't imagine you speaking so candidly in your daily life (or even anyone wanting to speak to you despite the sweet preteen 420blzit memes) but could you pick a less mundane singer to have homoerotic fantasies about? Branch out. Maybe check out Sufjan Stevens
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2. 2020-04-18 at 6:55 AM UTC

   #2622
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Id fuck willie nelson grabbed hold of them sweet pigtails
3. 2020-04-18 at 6:59 AM UTC

   #2623
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Solstice My NIGGER neighbors across the street are loud, obnoxious, and make zoo sounds all day. What can I do other than kill them?

   
   Offer them some weed. I already suggested this to with everyone with same problem.
   
   Just say hey I got some herb y'all wanna smoke? They will say YES a hundred times out of a hundred. Smoke with them. Bring up the details regarding your plight. Fuck. It's that easy.
4. 2020-04-18 at 8:42 AM UTC

   #2624
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Sudo I like to slurp the penis daily

   
   The reason you got triggered by a "coke walk" meme labeling your fag boyfriend cocaine is because you want to snort his cock instead.
5. 2020-04-18 at 8:46 AM UTC

   #2625
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   Like do you really think anybody in the universe looked at this meme and even considered that John Mayer was in it? Would it trigger you less if the label covered his face?
   
   I just want to know before you CLAP BACK with your epic "he posted 2 times" special move.
6. 2020-04-18 at 8:54 AM UTC

   #2626
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by ORACLE Like do you really think anybody in the universe looked at this meme and even considered that John Mayer was in it? Would it trigger you less if the label covered his face?
   
   I just want to know before you CLAP BACK with your epic "he posted 2 times" special move.

   
   He was just making a joke. Jeez. Double autism.
7. 2020-04-18 at 9:37 AM UTC

   #2627
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by ORACLE

   
   NIGGER, YOU HAVE CANCER.
8. 2020-04-18 at 9:57 AM UTC

   #2628
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by ORACLE The reason you got triggered by a "coke walk" meme labeling your fag boyfriend cocaine is because you want to snort his cock instead.

   
   whats the bioavailability of insufflated cock vs boof or IV?
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9. 2020-04-18 at 11:02 AM UTC

   #2629
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Fat cock needs to be taken orally if you want the max nutrition value.
10. 2020-04-18 at 2:39 PM UTC

    #2630
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    the zigly
11. 2020-04-18 at 2:42 PM UTC

    #2631
    jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 Tuskegee Airman
    fuck all you cunts STRAIGHT TO HELL
12. 2020-04-18 at 2:53 PM UTC

    #2632
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    THAT ZIGGER
13. 2020-04-18 at 3:22 PM UTC

    #2633
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Zaggot
14. 2020-04-19 at 4:28 PM UTC

    #2634
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Ever thought about the stereotypical German doctor? Or German scientist? I think that may be an Operation PAPERCLIP echo.
15. 2020-04-19 at 4:30 PM UTC

    #2635
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    ~SOPHIE~
16. 2020-04-19 at 4:33 PM UTC

    #2636
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by mashlehash ~SOPHIE~

    
    Hi Mash.
17. 2020-04-19 at 4:39 PM UTC

    #2637
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie Ever thought about the stereotypical German doctor? Or German scientist? I think that may be an Operation PAPERCLIP echo.

    
    Nobody has those stereotypes here lol
    
    Unless you mean Nazis
18. 2020-04-19 at 4:41 PM UTC

    #2638
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Nobody has those stereotypes here lol
    
    Unless you mean Nazis

    
    I'm probably thinking about the 60's and media from that time. I wasn't even alive back then. But you know what i am talking about right?
19. 2020-04-19 at 4:50 PM UTC

    #2639
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie I'm probably thinking about the 60's and media from that time. I wasn't even alive back then. But you know what i am talking about right?

    
    No? There's a stereotype in some old romance/mystery movies of a foreign mysterious doctor but not usually German.
20. 2020-04-19 at 4:55 PM UTC

    #2640
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace No? There's a stereotype in some old romance/mystery movies of a foreign mysterious doctor but not usually German.

    
    Hmm. Hmm. Someone chime in.