The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2020-04-16 at 2:59 PM UTC

   #2601
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by mmQ What's wrong with southern comfort? I think its tasty. Haven't had it in like 15 years but nothing about it strikes me as particularly disgusting.

   
   It's not from the south and it doesn't give me any comfort
2. 2020-04-16 at 3 PM UTC

   #2602
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It's not from the south and it doesn't give me any comfort

   
   Canada is north tho
3. 2020-04-16 at 3:01 PM UTC

   #2603
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It's not from the south and it doesn't give me any comfort

   
   You have to chug it in your basement. That's how it works.
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4. 2020-04-16 at 3:56 PM UTC

   #2604
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   
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5. 2020-04-16 at 5:25 PM UTC

   #2605
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by mmQ

   
   I wonder how much weed will be bought today
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6. 2020-04-17 at 10:51 AM UTC

   #2606
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   
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   • MexicanMasterRace
7. 2020-04-17 at 4:21 PM UTC

   #2607
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   john mayer is the farthest possible thing from cocaine
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8. 2020-04-17 at 5:54 PM UTC

   #2608
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Sudo john mayer is the farthest possible thing from cocaine

   
   Are you legitimately autistic or do you genuinely think part of the meme is saying John Mayer = cocaine? Do you actually believe that?
   
   I just want to know you are really this mother fucking dumb.
9. 2020-04-17 at 7:56 PM UTC

   #2609
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   John Madden
   
   FOOTBALL or SOCCER as we call it here
10. 2020-04-17 at 11:57 PM UTC

    #2610
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    NIGGER
    
    
    
    
    
    
    what's up!
11. 2020-04-18 at 12:16 AM UTC

    #2611
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    
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    • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, 
    • MexicanMasterRace, 
    • Netflxchillr, 
    • ORACLE, 
    • Sophie, 
    • The Self Taught Man
12. 2020-04-18 at 12:20 AM UTC

    #2612
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash NIGGER
    
    
    
    
    
    
    what's up!

    
    My NIGGER neighbors across the street are loud, obnoxious, and make zoo sounds all day. What can I do other than kill them?
13. 2020-04-18 at 12:26 AM UTC

    #2613
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Yell at them.
14. 2020-04-18 at 1:01 AM UTC

    #2614
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    
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    • CASPER, 
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15. 2020-04-18 at 2:22 AM UTC

    #2615
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by ORACLE Are you legitimately autistic or do you genuinely think part of the meme is saying John Mayer = cocaine? Do you actually believe that?
    
    I just want to know you are really this mother fucking dumb.

    
    awww I'm sorry I forgot your shitty #loldrugs tumbler memes were all you had to live for. It's a really great meme there kiddo, I bet you're a really fun guy who someone somewhere might have an iota of respect for.
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by ORACLE

    
    THIS ONE TOO!!! So unique and clever! What a great dynamic personality you must have!
16. 2020-04-18 at 2:24 AM UTC

    #2616
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    
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17. 2020-04-18 at 2:24 AM UTC

    #2617
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    yes eat all of our shirts
18. 2020-04-18 at 2:30 AM UTC

    #2618
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Sudo I cannot understand a meme and now I'm doubling down on being a stupid faggot

    
    No one gives a shit faggot. Nobody was offended. You are just multiplying how stupid you look because you said something insanely stupid.
19. 2020-04-18 at 2:35 AM UTC

    #2619
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by ORACLE It's FUNNY U JUST DON'T GET IT!!! JOHN MAYER IS DREAMY AND HIS BODY IS A WONDERLAND!!!!

    
    It's ok kiddo, your tumbler meme metaphors are totally apt. I remember my first marijuana too and thankfully I didn't have to suck dick for shitcoin to get it
20. 2020-04-18 at 2:49 AM UTC

    #2620
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Sudo It's ok kiddo, your tumbler meme metaphors are totally apt. I remember my first marijuana too and thankfully I didn't have to suck dick for shitcoin to get it

    
    You seem to have the classic fag delusion that writing gay fanfictions about John Mayer means someone else did it, which is not the case: you are the one calling him dreamy and no one else ever.
    
    Sounds like you have some emotions for John Mayer bud.