The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2020-04-16 at 3:58 AM UTC

   #2581
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I can help you. You live in SD right? I'll fly out there but it will cost you. For about 5,000 usd tho, I will kill you. No problem doing it. But I do require that you give me half the payment before, and half after.
   
   Let me know if you're interested

   
   Are you retarded ? If you kill myself you can have anything you want because I'll be dead.
2. 2020-04-16 at 3:58 AM UTC

   #2582
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Don't worry I'll cough into the bottle before i ship it

   
   I guess the kind of person that drinks southern comfort would probably consider the added semen content a bonus
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   • MexicanMasterRace
3. 2020-04-16 at 4:10 AM UTC

   #2583
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   I want to autotune my voice
4. 2020-04-16 at 4:12 AM UTC

   #2584
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Are you retarded ? If you kill myself you can have anything you want because I'll be dead.

   
   I only want 5,000.
   
   I am a little retarded, yes.
5. 2020-04-16 at 4:12 AM UTC

   #2585
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra I guess the kind of person that drinks southern comfort would probably consider the added semen content a bonus

   
   Wow ur so fucking clever
6. 2020-04-16 at 4:15 AM UTC

   #2586
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I only want 5,000.
   
   I am a little retarded, yes.

   
   Well you have to take more. I'm going to kill myself by lodging a $ten thousand clump of money into my mouth. Take it all. Give the half you dont want to the government or whatever. It's fine. Tell them Wren sent you.
7. 2020-04-16 at 4:16 AM UTC

   #2587
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Well you have to take more. I'm going to kill myself by lodging a $ten thousand clump of money into my mouth. Take it all. Give the half you dont want to the government or whatever. It's fine. Tell them Wren sent you.

   
   Wtf no deal is off sicko
8. 2020-04-16 at 4:18 AM UTC

   #2588
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Wtf no deal is off sicko

   
   Too late. I'm already dead and you're already here.
9. 2020-04-16 at 4:18 AM UTC

   #2589
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   No take it back!
10. 2020-04-16 at 4:23 AM UTC

    #2590
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nope
    
    *tokes*
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • MexicanMasterRace
11. 2020-04-16 at 5:14 AM UTC

    #2591
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Ok
12. 2020-04-16 at 10:16 AM UTC

    #2592
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by mmQ Are you retarded ? If you kill myself you can have anything you want because I'll be dead.

    
    This sounds like Container Wars, where you buy a $200 container hoping it has pirate gold in it but it turns out to be worthless middle issue Superman comics and decaying rattan furniture and shit.
13. 2020-04-16 at 1:49 PM UTC

    #2593
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I will ship this bottle to one of you for 15 dollars flat. It only has 4oz missing

    
    What in the fuck made you think to try SoCo?
14. 2020-04-16 at 2:12 PM UTC

    #2594
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice What in the fuck made you think to try SoCo?

    
    It was on sale and right next to the Evan Williams. I didn't know it was flavored
15. 2020-04-16 at 2:16 PM UTC

    #2595
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What's wrong with southern comfort? I think its tasty. Haven't had it in like 15 years but nothing about it strikes me as particularly disgusting.
16. 2020-04-16 at 2:19 PM UTC

    #2596
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ What's wrong with southern comfort? I think its tasty. Haven't had it in like 15 years but nothing about it strikes me as particularly disgusting.

    
    It tastes like vanilla cum.
    
    I want my whiskey to taste like, you know... Whiskey. All spiced whiskey is pretty gross imo. Although I've had good luck mixing with poncha, but thats really a holiday drink.
17. 2020-04-16 at 2:20 PM UTC

    #2597
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh well I want my whiskey to taste like vanilla cum so to each their own.
18. 2020-04-16 at 2:21 PM UTC

    #2598
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Oh well I want my whiskey to taste like vanilla cum so to each their own.

    
    Well I have yours right now. You want it? I'll trade you
19. 2020-04-16 at 2:24 PM UTC

    #2599
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Well I have yours right now. You want it? I'll trade you

    
    Fine. What do you want in return? Let's talk shop.
20. 2020-04-16 at 2:28 PM UTC

    #2600
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ What's wrong with southern comfort? I think its tasty. Haven't had it in like 15 years but nothing about it strikes me as particularly disgusting.

    
    It’s basically like drinking a liqueur straight-up. In fact I don’t even get how they get away with calling it whiskey, it pretty much is a liqueur