The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2020-04-16 at 1:43 AM UTC

   #2561
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Hurr durr lies shut the fuck up
   
   
   
   ***Few months later***
   
   Yeah it's a piece of shit guize.
2. 2020-04-16 at 1:46 AM UTC

   #2562
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   lol probably
   
   if it doesn't hold up I'll take it upstairs to the 10th floor of the building next to officeworks and launch it through their skylight
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   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2020-04-16 at 1:48 AM UTC

   #2563
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I've been listening to this stupid song all day. It hit me in the soul and now I can't get it out of my head. I think I heard the original and dismissed it this young negro attuned his ear to and made it his own. The derivative nature of rap (and pretty much all music) has pros and cons. I feel this is a pro
   
   
4. 2020-04-16 at 2:07 AM UTC

   #2564
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
5. 2020-04-16 at 2:28 AM UTC

   #2565
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo I've been listening to this stupid song all day. It hit me in the soul and now I can't get it out of my head. I think I heard the original and dismissed it this young negro attuned his ear to and made it his own. The derivative nature of rap (and pretty much all music) has pros and cons. I feel this is a pro
   
   

   
   Would be a lot better without god awful autotune
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   • Sudo
6. 2020-04-16 at 2:32 AM UTC

   #2566
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Fox Would be a lot better without god awful autotune

   
   yes, I saw a clip of him singing in the studio without autotune and he actually sounds better, his voice is gruffer and more real sounding too.
7. 2020-04-16 at 2:35 AM UTC

   #2567
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo yes, I saw a clip of him singing in the studio without autotune and he actually sounds better, his voice is gruffer and more real sounding too.

   
   Same deal with t-pain. That nigga got vocals. But I can’t listen to him because he uses auto tune in every single song
8. 2020-04-16 at 3:13 AM UTC

   #2568
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Would be a lot better without god awful autotune

   
   Yeah fuck everything with autotune. Dumbest shit ever in music.
9. 2020-04-16 at 3:17 AM UTC

   #2569
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Sudo I've been listening to this stupid song all day. It hit me in the soul and now I can't get it out of my head. I think I heard the original and dismissed it this young negro attuned his ear to and made it his own. The derivative nature of rap (and pretty much all music) has pros and cons. I feel this is a pro
   
   

   
   rofl is that a trap nigger cover of a country song?!
   
   These guys are getting copyright striked like a motherfucker lol
   
   
10. 2020-04-16 at 3:19 AM UTC

    #2570
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Southern Comfort is fucking vile.
    
    They should've been legally required to tell me how disgusting it is at checkout.
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    • Octavian
11. 2020-04-16 at 3:23 AM UTC

    #2571
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Southern Comfort is fucking vile.
    
    They should've been legally required to tell me how disgusting it is at checkout.

    
    JC I thought I was the only one, I can literally feel the enamal off my teeth rotting.
    
    Tastes like shit.
12. 2020-04-16 at 3:25 AM UTC

    #2572
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Its lower proof sweet and slightly spiced whiskey or someshit
13. 2020-04-16 at 3:26 AM UTC

    #2573
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by CASPER Its lower proof sweet and slightly spiced whiskey or someshit

    
    Fuck you!
    
    *looks back and begs forgiveness*
    
    Oh c'mon it tastes like shit
14. 2020-04-16 at 3:32 AM UTC

    #2574
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hi
15. 2020-04-16 at 3:32 AM UTC

    #2575
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER Its lower proof sweet and slightly spiced whiskey or someshit

    
    You made me go look at my bottle
    
    35 PERCENT
    
    35 FUCKING PERCENT
    
    What a waste of money. Evan Williams actually tastes good and is 43% and also it's normally the price that I paid for southern comfort ON SALE.
    
    And I got a whole handle of this syrup. Maybe I should put it on pancakes??
16. 2020-04-16 at 3:33 AM UTC

    #2576
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    I will ship this bottle to one of you for 15 dollars flat. It only has 4oz missing
17. 2020-04-16 at 3:34 AM UTC

    #2577
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Don't worry I'll cough into the bottle before i ship it
18. 2020-04-16 at 3:39 AM UTC

    #2578
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Idk last time i drank it was when i was 13 or 14. All alcohol tastes awful to me pretty much. lol
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    • ORACLE
19. 2020-04-16 at 3:41 AM UTC

    #2579
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Will someone come help me kill myself ? Just .. do it for me? I'm too weak to pull the trigger but I want it
20. 2020-04-16 at 3:51 AM UTC

    #2580
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Will someone come help me kill myself ? Just .. do it for me? I'm too weak to pull the trigger but I want it

    
    I can help you. You live in SD right? I'll fly out there but it will cost you. For about 5,000 usd tho, I will kill you. No problem doing it. But I do require that you give me half the payment before, and half after.
    
    Let me know if you're interested