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  1. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t So they always have a chance of being eaten 😉

  2. Technologist victim of incest
    Mornin Purdi😘
  3. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    good morning, Tech😘
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm

    Make her tapout. 😂😋

    😇
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  5. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
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  6. WellHung Black Hole
    When is the last time you got laid, Daryl?
  7. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    On my birthday, last year with 2 strippers.
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl On my birthday, last year with 2 strippers.

    sex, lies, and no videotape.
  9. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Hey, believe what you want to believe. I can assure to you that I did in fact banged 2 twerk masters on that special day and I was living my best life. Proof does not need your approval because well, you're just Matt.

    Lolz

    Hold this letter though.
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl I did in fact banged 2 twerk masters

    Masters/mistresses
  11. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    it is starting to rain. I hope it stays light because I don't wanna squeegee the stockroom floor tonight
  12. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    let's get this party started.
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Ever since I’ve been in my 30s I’ve been turned on by the oddest stuff...

    I have no idea why him doin his accounting homework is so hott right now..

    I’m such a frikn weirdo ...
  14. CandyRein Black Hole


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  15. DontTellEm Black Hole
    The gobberment deposited $1700 to my account. IM RICH BITCH !! THANK YEW
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  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Maybe it’s because I’m high but I’m pretty sure the crack in my phone screen is shaped as a tree.. like that tree on Lion King ...
  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    It’s the circle of life!🎵
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    I wish I could screenshot it and post it... but I can’t .. because it’s the glass not the screen .. dang

    But I remember when I was a kid my sister and her husband took me and my nieces and nephews to see the lion king ...

    But we got there late like right when Mufasa died.. and people were crying as we were walking in and we were like wth lmao
  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    I remember one night me and a guy I was seeing at the time were smoking and talking about our childhood.. we were talking about different things we experienced and he told me that he grew up in the foster system and how he never felt like anyone genuinely cared about him ..

    The more be wss talking the more red his face was becoming and his eyes started getting full of tears and he immediately became embarrassed when they started to flow down his face ..

    But for some reason I was extremely turned on by him crying lol
    And I have no idea why ... but he tried to get up and wipe his face and I just kissed him and told him don’t ever be embarrassed to tell me anything or to show emotions in front of me...

    And next thing you know.. we were doing it and it was oddly the one of the most passionate intimate moments Ive ever experienced ...

    I can remember tasting the tears on his lips and it was so hot to me..

    Im having flashbacks of it now.. thanks nostalgic weed gawddd..
  20. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    It's strange how some people cannot see how bad drugs are for them.
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