The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2020-04-11 at 8:39 PM UTC

   #2021
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by frala Your dreams are terrible lol.

   
   I wasn't lying when i said my dreams are a horror show.
2. 2020-04-11 at 8:39 PM UTC

   #2022
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Sophie I had a dream where i got shot in the head once, and my God it felt exactly what i imagine actually dying feels like but in slow motion.

   
   yeah that shit's trippy..your brain tricks you and it's actually like you feel the shock of dying
3. 2020-04-11 at 8:41 PM UTC

   #2023
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by mashlehash yeah that shit's trippy..your brain tricks you and it's actually like you feel the shock of dying

   
   Leave
4. 2020-04-11 at 8:43 PM UTC

   #2024
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I had a dream that my grandma was a tranny and I sucked her dick
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Octavian, 
   • Sudo
5. 2020-04-11 at 8:46 PM UTC

   #2025
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by mashlehash yeah that shit's trippy..your brain tricks you and it's actually like you feel the shock of dying

   
   My first thought/feeling after getting shot was that of surprise. I remember thinking: Didn't figure i'd die today. Then the warmth from where the bullet impacted my skull slowly spread through my head, and i got tunnel vision. And i thought: Hold the fucking phone, i don't wanna die today. So i tried to get up but i couldn't and my body just made this shocking motion. I was afraid, then everything went black. And at that moment i woke up, i sat up straight in bed, and i thought: Jesus Christ. I was very happy it was only a dream, feeling as if you are dying, it turns out, sucks.
6. 2020-04-11 at 9:01 PM UTC

   #2026
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You wanna tell me the downside of borrowing money you'll never have to pay back?

   
   You dont happen to be a poor mexican who lives with his parents well into his 20s do you?
7. 2020-04-11 at 9:18 PM UTC

   #2027
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   You ever get an abduction dream, bro?
   
   I have. I got the whole window with the blue light shit going on and I went up into a spaceship and saw those weird blonde eyed blue hair peoples and they were experimenting on me and i could feel everything...it felt like fire in the sky shit
8. 2020-04-11 at 9:43 PM UTC

   #2028
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by mashlehash You ever get an abduction dream, bro?
   
   I have. I got the whole window with the blue light shit going on and I went up into a spaceship and saw those weird blonde eyed blue hair peoples and they were experimenting on me and i could feel everything…it felt like fire in the sky shit

   
   Interestingly no.
9. 2020-04-11 at 9:48 PM UTC

   #2029
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   well that shit happens it aint fake
10. 2020-04-11 at 9:48 PM UTC

    #2030
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Solstice I had a dream that my grandma was a tranny and I sucked her dick

    
    Robbery.
11. 2020-04-11 at 10:08 PM UTC

    #2031
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo You dont happen to be a poor mexican who lives with his parents well into his 20s do you?

    
    I own a home so no.
12. 2020-04-11 at 10:09 PM UTC

    #2032
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    You own a home? What do you do, §m£ÂgØL?
13. 2020-04-11 at 10:10 PM UTC

    #2033
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    I'm a car salesman.
14. 2020-04-11 at 10:18 PM UTC

    #2034
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Oh nigger, are you successful...are you good at it? Do you have some sort of technique?
    
    Tell me about your job.
15. 2020-04-11 at 10:20 PM UTC

    #2035
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by mashlehash You ever get an abduction dream, bro?
    
    I have. I got the whole window with the blue light shit going on and I went up into a spaceship and saw those weird blonde eyed blue hair peoples and they were experimenting on me and i could feel everything…it felt like fire in the sky shit

    
    Shut the fuck up you closet homosexual.
    
    Why have you never had a gf?
    
    Your life has been a waste.
    
    What a fucking loser.
    
    
16. 2020-04-11 at 10:22 PM UTC

    #2036
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Octavian Shut the fuck up you closet homosexual.
    
    Why have you never had a gf?
    
    Your life has been a waste.
    
    What a fucking loser.
    
    

    
    'The Fuck Out ->
17. 2020-04-11 at 10:24 PM UTC

    #2037
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I own a home so no.

    
    a fleshlight is not a home golm
18. 2020-04-11 at 10:26 PM UTC

    #2038
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    from traveling to take dick to owning a home very nice
19. 2020-04-11 at 10:31 PM UTC

    #2039
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo a fleshlight is not a home golm

    
    u jelly apt dweller?
20. 2020-04-11 at 10:38 PM UTC

    #2040
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace u jelly apt dweller?

    
    You do not own a home. You are lying on the internet because you're the kind of weird loser who would do that. I have 3 residences where I typically lay my head and only 1 is an apartment in an urban center.