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  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Half wit.

    Posted.

    Irish. Faggoted.
  2. Technologist victim of incest
    Check this out.

    Corona stops production.

    https://www.nydailynews.com/coronavirus/ny-coronavirus-corona-beer-production-pandemic-20200404-txo6mmpaorf7lktqlhtzrvfyhu-story.html?outputType=amp

    Corona got the shaft in all of this as well.
  3. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Technologist Check this out.

    Corona stops production.

    https://www.nydailynews.com/coronavirus/ny-coronavirus-corona-beer-production-pandemic-20200404-txo6mmpaorf7lktqlhtzrvfyhu-story.html?outputType=amp

    Corona got the shaft in all of this as well.

    Unfortunately, our website is currently unavailable in most European countries. We are engaged on the issue and committed to looking at options that support our full range of digital offerings to the EU market. We continue to identify technical compliance solutions that will provide all readers with our award-winning journalism.
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  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    *Award-winning j'ewnalism
  5. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Grylls Unfortunately, our website is currently unavailable in most European countries. We are engaged on the issue and committed to looking at options that support our full range of digital offerings to the EU market. We continue to identify technical compliance solutions that will provide all readers with our award-winning journalism.

    Well I told ya the gist of the story. If you can’t see my link, go to google and put in the words “corona stops production”. I’m sure you’ll find it there, duhhhhhh.
  6. *Corona :p
  7. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Octavian What a faggot. No wonder you never had pussy.

    Gay homo virgin.

    Ha-ha

    Salt Nigger.
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Corona update. After two weeks of self-isolation, people in my neck of the woods were like. Fuck this, this sucks. It was pretty busy at the store the other day, and last Monday there was more traffic during rush hour than the Monday before. Hung out with some friends on Friday and Saturday, and there's somewhat of a weird party i'll be attending next Thursday. End of the world party, free alcohol, free drugs and friend of a friend is bringing his tattoo gun, so interesting things will transpire.

    Also, i've been having a bit of a cough the last few days. If it's Corona it's going to be chaos in three weeks, because of all the various places my friends work at. Most notably one that works for the Ministry of Defense and one that works for the Ministry of Justice, department of corrections. They run the prisons, lol.

    A friend of my father in law died of complications related to Corona last night. The government is also sending mixed messages, children can go outside, no they can't. Can't have a party, but if it's just a couple people you'll be fine. I mean okay, you have the power to order a lockdown. I understand you don't want to, or at least you don't want to appear overtly authoritarian. But coordinate properly through spokespeople and the media, and press conferences then.

    If i die of Corona i hope i get to go to Corona-chan's plane of Oblivion.
  9. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Everyone in my neck of the woods has been like fuck this. No one seems to care tho I'm seeing more and more masks
  10. Octavian motherfucker
    Going to make this the last night of drinking.
  11. Originally posted by Octavian Going to make this the last night of drinking.

    Take it easy. You know these blow out nights are just addict rationalizations for using a bunch of drugs.

    You also probably don't give a fuck but that's the game isn't it :D
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  12. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Take it easy. You know these blow out nights are just addict rationalizations for using a bunch of drugs.

    You also probably don't give a fuck but that's the game isn't it :D

    Fuck I know man, this lockdown is so boring though.
  13. Originally posted by Octavian Fuck I know man, this lockdown is so boring though.

    Yeah it is. I've got another month of this. I spent the last two weeks getting stoned all day but I dont want to keep doing that. Its gonna be so hard to go back to work when this is over.
  14. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yeah it is. I've got another month of this. I spent the last two weeks getting stoned all day but I dont want to keep doing that. Its gonna be so hard to go back to work when this is over.

    I wish there was some way gyms remained opened then it would be a lot better.
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I've got 5 and a half tablets of XTC in the shape of a hexagon, they are pink and have a big skull on them. I had 8 but i took one and a half last week and i got whacked out of my fucking mind. I gave one to a friend of mine who is a girl but not my gf. She's saving hers for the end of the world party next Thursday, and i will save the rest of mine until then also. I'll give 4 of them out to my other friends, that should be enough for the one's that partake. That will be my contribution, plus i get to be whacked out of my fucking mind again.

    Well i hope so. I have a weird relationship with XTC, didn't do it for years until last week. So it worked the way it was supposed to, but there was a time i'd take on the regular, and i got weird efects. Oh well. Tattoo gun guy is bringing coke. There will be several cases of beer and i'll save an Oxy 80 for the come down.

    Yay, drugs.
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  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Sophie I've got 5 and a half tablets of XTC in the shape of a hexagon, they are pink and have a big skull on them. I had 8 but i took one and a half last week and i got whacked out of my fucking mind. I gave one to a friend of mine who is a girl but not my gf. She's saving hers for the end of the world part next Thursday, and i will save the rest of mine until then also. I'll give 4 of them out to my other friends, that should be enough for the one's that partake. That will be my contribution, plus i get to be whacked out of my fucking mind again.

    Well i hope so. I have a weird relationship with XTC, didn't do it for years until last week. So it worked the way it was supposed to, but there was a time i'd take the on the regular, and i got weird efects. Oh well. Tattoo gun guy is bringing coke. There will be several cases of beer and i'll save an Oxy 80 for the come down.

    Yay, drugs.

    XTC is best taken with girls. Just lying there mangled chatting shit and feeling loved up is amazing.
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Octavian XTC is best taken with girls. Just lying there mangled chatting shit and feeling loved up is amazing.

    Haha, 'mangled' is a good way to describe being high off XTC. And yeah it should be fun.
  18. Octavian motherfucker


    Carlos has a pretty cool hairstyle on Res Evil Nemesis.
  19. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Octavian Carlos has a pretty cool hairstyle on Res Evil Nemesis.

    I call that the messy look. It can be sexy on some.😍
  20. Octavian motherfucker
    I might try it.

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