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  1. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Solstice My friend says he beat that game in like 4 hours on his first blind playthrough. Is it really that short?

    Not played. Going to buy 2&3 as soon as this mess is over.
  2. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Octavian

    Carlos has a pretty cool hairstyle on Res Evil Nemesis.

    I don't want you playing Resident Evil, son.
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  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I played Res E 3 when it first came out, on the PS1 IIRC. I was pretty young and it was pretty hard. But it was fun. I did hear they cut some sections out of the remake, so it might be shorter. But i haven't played it yet either. Nemesis was and still is a bad ass villain.
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  4. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I have a dreamcast with Resident Evil 3.
  5. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mashlehash I don't want you playing Resident Evil, son.

    You're not cool enough to play Resident Evil.


    Res Evil 8 is transitioning from the virus story to something paranormal/ Vampire like apparently. Bio Hazard wasn't the best to be fair but made up for Res Evil 6 which was AWFUL.
  6. When I was a kid my Christian parents were like WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE EVIL CANT IT BE RESIDENT GOOD LIKE A GOOD RESIDENT
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  7. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I played resident evil 4 on wii and it was pretty good...leon

    I have a lot of fun playing that video game
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    When 8 was kid my pastor told me hey come here and I said ok pastor , "ok pastor" , and then we went to his office and I sucked his dick and I told my mom after and she said yeah that's how it works.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just want to go to heaven
  10. Octavian motherfucker
    There was a certain realism to the storyline then it went a bit batty with "Veronica" and "0".

    4 was really good. There was room for improvement though. I enjoyed the co-op side to 5. Made it more enjoyable.
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  11. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    mmq is a cream boy
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  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood When I was a kid my Christian parents were like WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE EVIL CANT IT BE RESIDENT GOOD LIKE A GOOD RESIDENT

    I thought your parents were crackheads? Christian crackheads?

    "Let he who is without sin smoke the first stone"
  13. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo I thought your parents were crackheads? Christian crackheads?

    "Let he who is without sin smoke the first stone"

    You know Christians are all about stones, and burning bush.
  14. Originally posted by mmQ I just want to go to heaven

    Hey man what you did is a good thing. People get all up in their business like hurr dirt my priest raped me and I'm not even gay!

    Neither is the priest. He just wanted to bust a nut. It's not his fault the Bible has a loophole involving having little boys jack you off. Take it up with God if you don't like it.

    More specifically the Catholic Church because it was actually perfectly normal for them to have wives up until a certain point
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Hey man what you did is a good thing. People get all up in their business like hurr dirt my priest raped me and I'm not even gay!

    Neither is the priest. He just wanted to bust a nut. It's not his fault the Bible has a loophole involving having little boys jack you off. Take it up with God if you don't like it.

    More specifically the Catholic Church because it was actually perfectly normal for them to have wives up until a certain point

    Ikr? I consented. It was fine.

    People want to make it weird but its like, dude, I was 7, I knew right from wrong. I wanted it. Pastor wanted it. Such a fucking stigma to just be a kid and you cant even have sexual relations with adults because its somehow wrong. I cri everyti
  16. God damn nonces ruined everything
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood God damn nonces ruined everything

    No it's the people that dont understand the nonces.

    If the kid fits you must acquit!
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Wait
  19. Ancestors is a really interesting really difficult game. I can't evolve past this first ape stage lol. My beta ape, Kek, is having trouble finding a mate. He had 3 sisters and not a very big family/tribe. I think i can do wincest but im not sure. I need to breed him so his kids don't throw up from eating berries. He has those good berry eating genes.
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  20. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Ancestors is a really interesting really difficult game. I can't evolve past this first ape stage lol. My beta ape, Kek, is having trouble finding a mate. He had 3 sisters and not a very big family/tribe. I think i can do wincest but im not sure. I need to breed him so his kids don't throw up from eating berries. He has those good berry eating genes.

    I got really far in that game, to the civilisation stage. I fucked up cause I kept inbreeding the Royal family.




    I had fun with the apes though, I named one Candy.
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