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  1. Octavian motherfucker
    I need to go the breast clinic Friday. Fuck it. If I have/ get Covid then it is what it is.
  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by CASPER The doctor that raised the alarm in China was 33. Hes dead. Just for perspective. The LIKELIHOOD is that youll be fine, but it also causes massive scarring in the lungs and possibly male fertility issues.

    Lol. Sounds like the kind of thing i might just let loose if i had a population that was like 70%………….OOOOOooooohhhhh.

    He got unlucky, if i get unlucky, so be it.
  3. Octavian motherfucker
    Fucking arse hole neighbors have somehow managed to get hold of weed. I was hoping they would have killed each other by now.

    I can normally hear them coughing their heads off daily so with a bit of luck and their weak lungs, Covid will fucking Merk them good and proper.
  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    My God, i'm so bored i'm about to do a heckin violence. I did a bit too much of the old Oxy and Fent last week so low grade withdrawals hasn't helped either. Yesterday i beat a couple dents into my fridge door because i was tired of feeling this way. It hurt, not too much but just enough to take my mind of things for a fucking minute. I know that's some self-harm type of shit, but whatever. I'll hold an ice-cube until it melts next time i am so inclined, so don't worry about it.

    Anyway enough of my whining, recommend me a movie i should watch on Netflix, or series. On that note, i thought i would hate Castlevania but it turned out quite alright actually. Pleasantly surprised. Not a masterpiece but not a botched surgery either. If anything the artwork was fucking amazing.

    Oh, i also watched all the interesting True Crime stuff on Netflix as well, and while it's interesting, shit gets depressing after a few hours.


    Wut do? If you tell me 'go beat a fridge some more you faggot' i might, what hand i use is up to you. The one that hurts already or the other one. Personally i can't wait to read the results.
  5. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sophie My God, i'm so bored i'm about to do a heckin violence. I did a bit too much of the old Oxy and Fent last week so low grade withdrawals hasn't helped either. Yesterday i beat a couple dents into my fridge door because i was tired of feeling this way. It hurt, not too much but just enough to take my mind of things for a fucking minute. I know that's some self-harm type of shit, but whatever. I'll hold an ice-cube until it melts next time i am so inclined, so don't worry about it.

    Anyway enough of my whining, recommend me a movie i should watch on Netflix, or series. On that note, i thought i would hate Castlevania but it turned out quite alright actually. Pleasantly surprised. Not a masterpiece but not a botched surgery either. If anything the artwork was fucking amazing.

    Oh, i also watched all the interesting True Crime stuff on Netflix as well, and while it's interesting, shit gets depressing after a few hours.


    Wut do? If you tell me 'go beat a fridge some more you faggot' i might, what hand i use is up to you. The one that hurts already or the other one. Personally i can't wait to read the results.

    Shut the fuck up pedophile
  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by ORACLE Shut the fuck up pedophile

    Fuck you.
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  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    suboxone and modafinil>dilaudid and concerta

    also I just went in a grocery store to take a shit and wash my hands and knocked on the door even though it was occupied. Then a minute later a man came out and looked at me and apologized for taking a shit.

    Why would u apologize for defecating when I was seeking to do the same shortly afterwards in a space with the same access to facilities? Then I had a poo, washed my hands 7 times and audibly watched videos on my phone. I went outside and there were at least 4 people who had been waiting.

    And thats my pooping story
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo suboxone and modafinil>dilaudid and concerta

    also I just went in a grocery store to take a shit and wash my hands and knocked on the door even though it was occupied. Then a minute later a man came out and looked at me and apologized for taking a shit.

    Why would u apologize for defecating when I was seeking to do the same shortly afterwards in a space with the same access to facilities? Then I had a poo, washed my hands 7 times and audibly watched videos on my phone. I went outside and there were at least 4 people who had been waiting.

    And thats my pooping story

    He was just being polite.
  9. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sophie Fuck you.

    No you wouldn't, you fuck kids.
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by ORACLE No you wouldn't, you fuck kids.

    That's true, besides you're a shit skin, so that's going to be a double no from me chief.
  11. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sophie That's true, besides you're a shit skin, so that's going to be a double no from me chief.

    Uh, ok? Nobody would voluntarily have sex with a pedophile, that's why they have to rape kids.
  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  13. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by ORACLE Uh, ok? Nobody would voluntarily have sex with a pedophile, that's why they have to rape kids.

    Tell that to my gf.

    Anyway, i took a nap, i feel better how about that.
  14. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sophie Tell that to my gf.

    Anyway, i took a nap, i feel better how about that.

    Did you have to make airplane noises to land your cock in her mouth?
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  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by ORACLE Did you have to make airplane noises to land your cock in her mouth?

    Lmao, that's actually funny. I'd prefer it if you were always funny when trying to get under my skin, but i guess that defeats the point.
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://twitter.com/EntheosShines/status/1239765194068365312

    probably garbage but still

    *especially since they're pro-israel and claiming to be releasing damning evidence against hillary
  17. Originally posted by aldra https://twitter.com/EntheosShines/status/1239765194068365312

    probably garbage but still

    *especially since they're pro-israel and claiming to be releasing damning evidence against hillary

    He said he was deleting them in ten mins 3 hours ago and they’re still up so yeah probably just some nutter
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    https://nationalpost.com/health/bio-warfare-experts-question-why-canada-was-sending-lethal-viruses-to-china

    WHAT
  19. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo https://nationalpost.com/health/bio-warfare-experts-question-why-canada-was-sending-lethal-viruses-to-china

    WHAT

    Cripple
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo https://nationalpost.com/health/bio-warfare-experts-question-why-canada-was-sending-lethal-viruses-to-china

    WHAT


    “I think the Chinese activities … are highly suspicious"
    -Dany Shoham, a biological and chemical warfare expert at Israel’s Bar-Ilan University.

    lol ok
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