2020-03-14 at 9:31 PM UTC
^ Stupid Canadian doesn't even rest his balls on the urinal
2020-03-14 at 9:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL
The bottoms of your balls must be disease-ridden.
You must have piss all over your pants Mr PeePee Pants
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2020-03-15 at 12:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Try standing closer to the urinal, kid. Your father should have already taught you this.
May e your dad should have taught you how to put your balls on the urinal peepee pants
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2020-03-15 at 4:12 AM UTC
Lol do people really not put their balls on the rest? I always hate having to crouch down. I wish we had adjustable ones like the Japanese do
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2020-03-15 at 4:41 AM UTC
Am I weird for only pulling out my dick to piss and not my whole scrotum?
2020-03-15 at 5:04 AM UTC
I have never nor will I ever "rest"my balls on a urinal.
2020-03-15 at 6:07 AM UTC
Originally posted by section 8 housing hero
how the drizzling shit do any of you un-dropped ball-less unterbottoms have the opportunity to get your balls on the urinal in the first place. i cant recall a single time ive been at a urinal in any capacity where my balls would touch any part of the porcelain while standing at a normal pissing position. that…and im usually nine or ten inches away from the closest part of the porcelain anyway.
all ya'll need to give up on trying to piss like a grownup and go back to pissing while sitting down.
that pakis just trolling.
he enjoy proposing retarded ideas.
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2020-03-15 at 2:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by section 8 housing hero
how the drizzling shit do any of you un-dropped ball-less unterbottoms have the opportunity to get your balls on the urinal in the first place. i cant recall a single time ive been at a urinal in any capacity where my balls would touch any part of the porcelain while standing at a normal pissing position. that…and im usually nine or ten inches away from the closest part of the porcelain anyway.
all ya'll need to give up on trying to piss like a grownup and go back to pissing while sitting down.
What do you not know how to use a urinal? Put your balls on the ball rest, angle your penis up so your urine has to fight the action of gravity, no spray and cooled down balls.
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2020-03-15 at 2:33 PM UTC
In Japan they have urinals where the balls rest can be adjusted with a pair of touchless buttons that you wave your hand over.
They also have toilets with heated seats and heat regulated bidet, and scent fresheners, plus stereo speakers for shittertainment.
