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Urinals with the balls rest too low

  1. #21
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    ^ Stupid Canadian doesn't even rest his balls on the urinal
  2. #22
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by ORACLE ^ Stupid Canadian doesn't even rest his balls on the urinal

    The bottoms of your balls must be disease-ridden.
  3. #23
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The bottoms of your balls must be disease-ridden.

    You must have piss all over your pants Mr PeePee Pants
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  4. #24
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by ORACLE You must have piss all over your pants Mr PeePee Pants

    Try standing closer to the urinal, kid. Your father should have already taught you this.
  5. #25
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Try standing closer to the urinal, kid. Your father should have already taught you this.

    May e your dad should have taught you how to put your balls on the urinal peepee pants
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  6. #26
    Lol do people really not put their balls on the rest? I always hate having to crouch down. I wish we had adjustable ones like the Japanese do
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  7. #27
    Am I weird for only pulling out my dick to piss and not my whole scrotum?
  8. #28
    Octavian motherfucker
    I have never nor will I ever "rest"my balls on a urinal.
  9. #29
    Originally posted by ORACLE That's why there's a ball rest you disgusting chink. Piss in the urinal. Not on it.

    lol shitskín likes to be intimate with stranger urinals.
  10. #30
    Originally posted by section 8 housing hero how the drizzling shit do any of you un-dropped ball-less unterbottoms have the opportunity to get your balls on the urinal in the first place. i cant recall a single time ive been at a urinal in any capacity where my balls would touch any part of the porcelain while standing at a normal pissing position. that…and im usually nine or ten inches away from the closest part of the porcelain anyway.

    all ya'll need to give up on trying to piss like a grownup and go back to pissing while sitting down.

    that pakis just trolling.

    he enjoy proposing retarded ideas.
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  11. #31
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny that pakis just trolling.

    he enjoy proposing retarded ideas.

    Your micro dick doesn't go past the urinal.
  12. #32
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Solstice Am I weird for only pulling out my dick to piss and not my whole scrotum?

    You don't drop your pants to piss?
  13. #33
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by section 8 housing hero mexicans have to because of their itty bitty equipment.

    white boys with their shwanzes dont have your problems.

    Uhhh only small dickers don't rest their balls on the urinal. And homosexuals who think it's sexual assault that other people out their balls on the urinal.
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Octavian Your micro dick doesn't go past the urinal.

    which is why i leave a trail of pee on his 'ball rest'.

    which hes glad to mop up with his balls.
  15. #35
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by section 8 housing hero how the drizzling shit do any of you un-dropped ball-less unterbottoms have the opportunity to get your balls on the urinal in the first place. i cant recall a single time ive been at a urinal in any capacity where my balls would touch any part of the porcelain while standing at a normal pissing position. that…and im usually nine or ten inches away from the closest part of the porcelain anyway.

    all ya'll need to give up on trying to piss like a grownup and go back to pissing while sitting down.

    What do you not know how to use a urinal? Put your balls on the ball rest, angle your penis up so your urine has to fight the action of gravity, no spray and cooled down balls.
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  16. #36
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny that pakis just trolling.

    he enjoy proposing retarded ideas.



    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny which is why i leave a trail of pee on his 'ball rest'.

    which hes glad to mop up with his balls.

    This is the thinking of the dirty chinks who destroy public commons.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by ORACLE What do you not know how to use a urinal? Put your balls on the ball rest, angle your penis up so your urine has to fight the action of gravity, no spray and cooled down balls.

    o, so yours a mortar.
  18. #38
    Originally posted by ORACLE This is the thinking of the dirty chinks who destroy public commons.

    o and i also leave a 2-3 feet trail of pee on the flood from where i stand.

    they never should have let me use western urinal.

    their design is stupid anyway.
  19. #39
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    In Japan they have urinals where the balls rest can be adjusted with a pair of touchless buttons that you wave your hand over.

    They also have toilets with heated seats and heat regulated bidet, and scent fresheners, plus stereo speakers for shittertainment.
  20. #40
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny o, so yours a mortar.

    It's just how to use a normal urinal you moron... The gravity decelerates your piss so if you angle it to contact the wall at the zenith of the arc, there is 0 spray. Just a gentle drizzle down into the drain
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