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Urinals with the balls rest too low

  1. #41
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny o and i also leave a 2-3 feet trail of pee on the flood from where i stand.

    they never should have let me use western urinal.

    their design is stupid anyway.

    The design is perfect, it's just the retarded mongoloid chink mind cannot grasp how to even piss without being a gross savage.

    There is a reason you people are known as the worst tourists in the world when you visit other countries. Literally everybody hates your disgusting masses. You may manufacture all the high tech shit for others and ape it but you are some fourth world motherfuckers.
  2. #42
    Originally posted by ORACLE It's just how to use a normal urinal you moron… The gravity decelerates your piss so if you angle it to contact the wall at the zenith of the arc, there is 0 spray. Just a gentle drizzle down into the drain

    thats not even possible unless you enjoy splash back.

    i know because i spent my entire middle school years trying to coexist with these type of urinals. its just not possible for me to pee less than 2 feet apart from it and not feel the spalsh backs and atomized pee droplets bouncing off off the ceramic and land back on my hand and hairs.

    pubic hairs.
  3. #43
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Like if you literally don't give a fuck about how to use a toilet, just find a nice bush to piss behind rather than fucking up civilized people's bathrooms
  4. #44
    Originally posted by ORACLE The design is perfect, it's just the retarded mongoloid chink mind cannot grasp how to even piss without being a gross savage.

    There is a reason you people are known as the worst tourists in the world when you visit other countries. Literally everybody hates your disgusting masses. You may manufacture all the high tech shit for others and ape it but you are some fourth world motherfuckers.

    your just a paki.

    you forgot your place.
  5. #45
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats not even possible unless you enjoy splash back.

    i know because i spent my entire middle school years trying to coexist with these type of urinals. its just not possible for me to pee less than 2 feet apart from it and not feel the spalsh backs and atomized pee droplets bouncing off off the ceramic and land back on my hand and hairs.

    pubic hairs.

    You are retarded. Put your balls on the rest, angle your cock up. It's literally basic physics. Action of gravity makes the kinetic energy at the point of contact 0. Even if you mess up, the angle of incidence is equal to angle of reflection....plus downward force of gravity. It's impossible to splash back if you are normal and not retarded and can use a fucking urinal like a human being.
  6. #46
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your just a paki.

    you forgot your place.

    My place is pissing alongside civilized peoples, because I know how to use a god damn URINAL.

    You seriously as an adult cannot urinate without pissing on yourself? Are you disabled?
  7. #47
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Literally the point of a urinal is to be good for urination, if you can't use it without pissing on yourself then you have actual Downs Syndrome
  8. #48
    Itt: vinny fails to grasp basic concepts like how to use a ball rest
  9. #49
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Yikes.
  10. #50
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    CaptainPaki is sitting there right now with his pants down around his ankles and jacking off, while we post in his deviant bait thread.
  11. #51
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Retard
  12. #52
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Yikes.

    Seriously. People revealing they weren't given basic toilet training, it's cringe as fuck. There's seriously 1.3 billion Chinese walking around who don't know how to piss?
  13. #53
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL CaptainPaki is sitting there right now with his pants down around his ankles and jacking off, while we post in his deviant bait thread.

    Apparently autism Spectrum cannot take a piss without soiling his clothes... And that's everyone else's fault but his own somehow.
  14. #54
    Originally posted by ORACLE Literally the point of a urinal is to be good for urination, if you can't use it without pissing on yourself then you have actual Downs Syndrome

    1 - you have weak piss. or small penis.

    2 - manufacturer's recomemded pissing posture.

  15. #55
    Originally posted by ORACLE Seriously. People revealing they weren't given basic toilet training, it's cringe as fuck. There's seriously 1.3 billion Chinese walking around who don't know how to piss?



    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny 1 - you have weak piss. or small penis.

    2 - manufacturer's recomemded pissing posture.

  16. #56
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Apparently autism Spectrum cannot take a piss without soiling his clothes… And that's everyone else's fault but his own somehow.

    Quiet, faggot. You're not fooling anyone.
  17. #57
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny 1 - you have weak piss. or small penis.

    2 - manufacturer's recomemded pissing posture.


    That is indeed the correct posture, the guy would be standing closer with his balls on it but obv they are not gonna show his cock and balls on the sign. This just confirms to you what I said, you idiot.
  18. #58
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Quiet, faggot. You're not fooling anyone.

    Are you upset, Mr PeePee Pants?
  19. #59
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Just confirms Vinny has a tiny penis if he thinks that sign is trying to be anatomically correct, or believes humans pee by squirting urine from their abdomen.
  20. #60
    Originally posted by ORACLE That is indeed the correct posture, the guy would be standing closer with his balls on it but obv they are not gonna show his cock and balls on the sign. This just confirms to you what I said, you idiot.

    no. no balls-urinal contact. feets apart.
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