Urinals with the balls rest too low

1. 2020-03-15 at 8:16 PM UTC

   #101
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by -SpectraL And yet you are the one with a collection of pink and yellow and purple suicide vests. Go figure.

   
   Nice fanfic. You mad, Mr PeePeePants?
2. 2020-03-16 at 1:23 AM UTC

   #102
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by mmQ I pity the FOOL who doesn't bring his own attachable ball rest with him everywhere he goes.
   
   

   
   
   How exactly does this work? Unless your balls are vertically situated in your sack...
3. 2020-03-16 at 2:09 AM UTC

   #103
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   When I urinate I always stand directly next to whoever else is peeing even if there are urinals farther apart. Then I hum "backstreets back" and lick my lips. Yes I'm that guy
4. 2020-03-16 at 7:51 AM UTC

   #104
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by ORACLE ^ Liberated chink reveling in filth

   
   corrected.
5. 2020-03-16 at 7:52 AM UTC

   #105
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by ORACLE Nice self reply faggot,.forget to log into your alt nigger?

   
   i dont do alts.
   
   thats an addendum you dum dum.
6. 2020-03-16 at 2:01 PM UTC

   #106
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Octavian How exactly does this work? Unless your balls are vertically situated in your sack…

   
   The balls are straddled on the platter. Comes with a bottle of ballsack residue cleaner as well.
7. 2020-03-16 at 5:25 PM UTC

   #107
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny Incorrected.

   
   Corrected
8. 2020-03-16 at 5:25 PM UTC

   #108
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i dont do alts.
   
   thats an addendum you dum dum.

   
   Ok makes sense
9. 2020-03-16 at 5:26 PM UTC

   #109
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Octavian How exactly does this work? Unless your balls are vertically situated in your sack…

   
   You mount it on the side and then rest your nuts on it.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ
10. 2020-03-16 at 5:33 PM UTC

    #110
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Octavian How exactly does this work? Unless your balls are vertically situated in your sack…

    
    Yeah you clamp it to the side of the urinal and then literally rest your ballsack over the edge of it.
11. 2020-03-16 at 5:33 PM UTC

    #111
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ORACLE You mount it on the side and then rest your nuts on it.

    
    Oh dang. I didnt read this first. Yes. What you said.
12. 2020-03-16 at 8:40 PM UTC

    #112
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Balls don't need rest.
13. 2020-03-16 at 9:01 PM UTC

    #113
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Balls don't need rest.

    
    Mine do.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • ORACLE
14. 2020-03-16 at 9:23 PM UTC

    #114
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by mmQ Mine do.

    
    Do you exercise them?
15. 2020-03-16 at 10:14 PM UTC

    #115
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Do you exercise them?

    
    They are the weights. His calves are jacked.
16. 2020-03-16 at 10:16 PM UTC

    #116
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by ORACLE They are the weights. His calves are jacked.

    
    I was thinking more like knockers while running, but OK.
17. 2020-03-17 at 1:26 AM UTC

    #117
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I was thinking more like knockers while running, but OK.

    
    Sounds gay
18. 2020-03-17 at 1:35 AM UTC

    #118
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Sounds gay

    
    Lighten up, Mex.
19. 2020-03-17 at 1:37 AM UTC

    #119
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Lighten up, Mex.

    
    Sounds gay
20. 2020-03-17 at 1:38 AM UTC

    #120
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Sounds gay

    
    Blame the OP, Captain FailFaggot, not me.