Phone broke, anyone have a recommendation for a phablet?

1. 2017-02-11 at 9:14 AM UTC

   #61
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'm not claiming to be innocent, but I try to generally keep topical alongside memeing.
   
   Also, it was meant as a compliment if you didn't catch my follow up comment. It's unorthodox but true.

   
   No fuck you I hate you. That night I thought about what you said and got really upset. I got drunk and stood in front of my bathroom mirror for like 10 minutes tearing up demanding of god by my own reflection and there for of myself by the way of god, if you loved me so much why did you make me like this?
   
   you're an asshole!
2. 2017-02-11 at 9:17 AM UTC

   #62
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   The fuck does this have to do with phones?
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3. 2017-02-11 at 9:21 AM UTC

   #63
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby No fuck you I hate you. That night I thought about what you said and got really upset. I got drunk and stood in front of my bathroom mirror for like 10 minutes tearing up demanding of god by my own reflection and there for of myself by the way of god, if you loved me so much why did you make me like this?
   
   you're an asshole!

   
   I'm genuinely sorry if what I said upset you Bill Krozby. I seriously think I'd like to have more sex, at the cost of quality so I didn't mean it badly, I was being edgy for humour and you know I think you're cool. As I said, I envy you to some degree in that regard. But I hope you believe me when I say that my "edginess" on this forum, and every one before it, were all meant to be funny, and not hurtful. I try my best to toe the line in that regard.
   
   Whatever I have said before, know that I like you are think you're a cool guy. That's the real sentiment I genuinely hold, no matter what else comes across in my typical posts.
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4. 2017-02-11 at 9:23 AM UTC

   #64
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice The fuck does this have to do with phones?

   
   Our phones are like a window into our souls. They are the nexus of everywhere we have invested our emotions outside of us. And I'm trying to connect my soul with Bill Krozby's right now.
   
   Post last edited by Captain Falcon at 2017-02-11T09:32:37.789092+00:00
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5. 2017-02-11 at 9:27 AM UTC

   #65
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'm genuinely sorry if what I said upset you Bill Krozby. I seriously think I'd like to have more sex, at the cost of quality so I didn't mean it badly, I was being edgy for humour and you know I think you're cool. As I said, I envy you to some degree in that regard. But I hope you believe me when I say that my "edginess" on this forum, and every one before it, were all meant to be funny, and not hurtful. I try my best to toe the line in that regard.
   
   Whatever I have said before, know that I like you are think you're a cool guy. That's the real sentiment I genuinely hold, no matter what else comes across in my typical posts.

   
   lol i was just trollin u bromo
   im bored as fuck right now and can't sleep
6. 2017-02-11 at 9:30 AM UTC

   #66
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Our phones are like a window into our souls. They are the nexus of everywhere we have invested or emotions outside of us. And I'm trying to connect my soul with Bill Krozby's right now.

   
   
7. 2017-02-11 at 9:32 AM UTC

   #67
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol i was just trollin u bromo
   im bored as fuck right now and can't sleep

   
   Well that's how you know I'm really a softie; I'm always on guard for being kekd but I'll throw it all down if there's a chance that someone is genuinely affected.
   
   Unless ur Unstable Matter, fuck that gay bitch.
8. 2017-02-11 at 9:33 AM UTC

   #68
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby

   
   That's me subtly asking your for ur number. Sup sexy, wyd?
9. 2017-02-11 at 9:58 AM UTC

   #69
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Well that's how you know I'm really a softie; I'm always on guard for being kekd but I'll throw it all down if there's a chance that someone is genuinely affected.
   
   Unless ur Unstable Matter, fuck that gay bitch.

   
   well thats kind of you of, want to fuck? or I know a girl that we can dp
   
   Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-02-11T10:27:31.487176+00:00
10. 2017-02-11 at 12:51 PM UTC

    #70
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by infinityshock you want him to post pics of his ass, too? bitch…I saw him first…he's mine. you can have sloppy seconds.

    
    Oh, almost forgot, this is literally my ass, which I posted on Zoklet to wide critical acclaim. This is what squats do to you:
    
    
    
    
    
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11. 2017-02-11 at 12:56 PM UTC

    #71
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^lol deeem squats tho
12. 2017-02-11 at 1:35 PM UTC

    #72
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby well thats kind of you of, want to fuck? or I know a girl that we can dp
    
    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-02-11T10:27:31.487176+00:00

    
    fucking ungrateful faggot. you never invite me to use all those over-utilized orifices.
13. 2017-02-11 at 1:36 PM UTC

    #73
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Oh, almost forgot, this is literally my ass, which I posted on Zoklet to wide critical acclaim. This is what squats do to you:
    
    
    
    
    

    
    id hit it
    
    and...no...thats lack of adequate parental upbringing and excessive substance abuse. how much?
14. 2017-02-11 at 5:30 PM UTC

    #74
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Oh, almost forgot, this is literally my ass, which I posted on Zoklet to wide critical acclaim. This is what squats do to you:
    
    
    
    
    

    
    K E K
15. 2017-02-11 at 6:10 PM UTC

    #75
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sophie It's the age of the shitpost. I find it easier just to go with it.

    
    shitposting is my career choice
16. 2017-02-11 at 6:11 PM UTC

    #76
    cerakote African Astronaut
    >ywn top malice
    
    why live
17. 2017-02-11 at 7:24 PM UTC

    #77
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    No one will ever top me. Exclusive bottoms only.
18. 2017-02-11 at 7:29 PM UTC

    #78
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Malice: Yeah phones and shit.
    Malice: Oh by the way guys, here is a picture of my naked ass. It has received wide critical acclaim.
    
    
    
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19. 2017-02-11 at 7:34 PM UTC

    #79
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dat Beyonce ass
20. 2017-02-11 at 7:41 PM UTC

    #80
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by mmQ Dat Beyonce ass

    
    Literally got dem black genes, just the good ones.
    
    This reminded me, a girl in high school who used to tease/flirt with me, goodnaturedly, once explicitly said this when I got on the bus after school.