2024-09-26 at 8:36 PM UTC
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Ban Bradley
Originally posted by Kafka
Attempting to gaslight me will drive me to seek a greater justice.
No, she's right. That's pretty well all you have done here is make threats. Other than using the place for your own personal diary, that's all you do here. Get help. And you are most probably a sock puppet, to boot, which makes it even worse.
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2024-09-26 at 5:46 PM UTC
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Ban Bradley
Originally posted by Kafka
… Lanny has repeatedly proven that he is subhuman.
Some of us knew this 20 years ago.
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
When Jehovah's witness was trying to indoctrination me into their cult as a young teen they said "Do you like Monkeys? Do you think monkeys are funny?" I said yes of course, big fan of monkeys.
And the dude said "that's because Jehovah also likes monkeys and thinks they are funny and that's why he created all the things on earth that you love because he loves them too including you"
Honestly that shit blew my mind at the time I was like "whoa that's deep bro" and they even had an entire pamphlet explaining why your Dog doesn't go to heaven but God still loves you.
They didn't say you go to heaven. Only a select 144,000 (representing the 12 tribes of Israel), go to heaven, as ambassadors to Earth, having lived among men, while maintaining a faithful life to the best of their ability. All others remain right here on planet Earth, and live forever in a paradise Earth. After all, that was the original plan in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve weren't intended to live in heaven. That plan remains unchanged, only interrupted by Satan the Devil (an alien) and his crew of rebellious angels (also aliens).
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That clicking sound usually means bad sectors on the hard drive.
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Originally posted by RisiR †
You. Or maybe Beigewarlock. I think he's fucking with me.
I use a Fuck Around Detector. I just turn it on and it tells me right away if, where and who is fucking with me. Got it for $99 on E-Bay.
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2024-09-25 at 5:53 AM UTC
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The Core Tenets Of Realism
When they say "AI safety", what they really mean is AI weaponization against all who oppose them.
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Originally posted by POLECAT
the curse of the cat, dis nigga be a fartin motherfucker, stinkin ass brown balled fuk head
It's what they're eating. The "cat food" from the store is pure garbage.
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Originally posted by Bradley
Doughgirl*
I thought of that, but decided I'll not subscribe to mental illness.
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Originally posted by Donald Trump
Everything has gone to shit since 2016
Everything has gone to shit since 2020.
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2024-09-23 at 2:21 AM UTC
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What happened to Kinkou?
You can live 100 years, but you've got to be stinky.
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2024-09-21 at 8:40 PM UTC
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What happened to Kinkou?
"Stinkou" doesn't even make sense.
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2024-09-21 at 8:04 PM UTC
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What happened to Kinkou?
Kinkou went Kookoo. You can catch her on the 11 o'clock news.
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2024-09-21 at 8 PM UTC
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New Banner?!?!?
It's a triple-entendre sting. A fed pretending to be a 15 year old pretending to be a fed pretending to be a 15 year old. Very rare.
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Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina
ah feel niggerish
Would have thought you'd feel Chinkish.
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Rather than looking for kids to clean your crusty ass crack try these tips.
If you're out of toilet paper, there are several alternatives you can use, including:
Tissues, napkins, or paper towels: These are obvious options when you're out of toilet paper.
White printer paper, catalogs, or phone books: If you still have one, you can try using these.
Baby wipes: If you have a stockpile of baby wipes, these can be a great alternative.
Bidet or water-based solutions: These can also be used as alternatives to toilet paper.
Rags or towels: You can use rags or towels as an alternative to toilet paper.
Sanitary napkin: You can use a sanitary napkin as an alternative to toilet paper.
Cotton balls: You can use cotton balls as an alternative to toilet paper.
Plastic squirt bottle: You can use a plastic squirt bottle as an alternative to toilet paper.
Facial tissue: You can use facial tissue as an alternative to toilet paper.
You should avoid using glossy magazine pages as the colored ink might rub off in sensitive places. You should also exercise caution with inks when using newspapers as an alternative to toilet paper.
I'm sure he would drag his ass on the carpet like a dog before he figured any of that out.
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Define terrorism
Murdering the son of God.
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