Always hit the snout when a pitbull locks on to your vagina.
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2022-04-19 at 2:24 AM UTC
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What kind of primate are you
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Every cell in your body is replaced within about 7 to 10 years. A brand new you. During the course of your lifetime, you get to be about 8-10 new yous. Same as cats.
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Please lay on your belly with your hands behind your head until agents arrive.
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2022-04-15 at 8:02 PM UTC
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MID LIFE BULLSHIT
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Technically a Jew was the first person to download files from the cloud using a tablet. His name was Moses.
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Trump Derangement Syndrome, on full display.
"He made some mean tweets, and now I need a cry closet and a safe spaaaace!!"
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Originally posted by POLECAT
40 MIN MY ASS, A FOX WILL SPEND 35 MIN OF EVERY 40 MIN LOOKING AROUND FOR DANGER
Well, it can definitely tunnel, and it will.
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Probably don't need toilet paper going outside, because the open wind will dry your shit into flakes that come right off in your pants and end up in your shoes, thus why it's customary to remove your footwear when entering a home.
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Originally posted by smokemon
You can jiggle jiggle jiggle, you can dance dance dance,
but the last drop of tinkle always ends up in your pants.
Here I sit, brokenhearted
Paid my dime, but only farted
Yesterday, I took a chance
Saved my dime and shit my pants
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Even better than the Red Lebanese is the Green Moroccan (thin version). Over 30% THC and hits you like a kick in the head.
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The Red Lebanese is about 30% THC and one of the best hashes out there.
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Originally posted by mmQ
Is there a good program I can use to gain access to people's PayPal accounts without their password in order to drain all their money into my special offshore account with a 100% untraceable success rate?
Yes, it's called PayPal HiJacker v1.0.
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2022-04-12 at 4:06 AM UTC
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MID LIFE BULLSHIT
There's a guy who literally shits his pants in company and sniffs children running the country.
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2022-04-12 at 3:05 AM UTC
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Random image thread
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The amphetamines, alprazolam, and escitalopram will kill you, or permanently damage your brain for life.
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Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
Trump is about to take office again soon
True.
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Originally posted by Sudo
I always felt bad for people I saw who would have to wear masks all day.
I was at my friend's trailer/in a car with him yesterday and his stepson was in his room with covid. He tested positive and a teacher drove him home from school. If it was early days of the pandemic they just would have killed him on the spot.
That's what the Chinese government did to a lot of people at the start of the pandemic hoax. They hauled them away for immediate execution, and others they welded into their buildings and they starved to death.
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2022-04-06 at 9:33 PM UTC
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End de-facto ban on stl1
Originally posted by mmQ
He could circumvent the clause like spectral did with a technicality regarding his "leaving the site forever."
Hold on.. I said I would leave forever if Joe Biden won. So far, he hasn't. All he is is a fraud in the White House.
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Wage the war on organized crime
Sneak attacks, rappel down the rocks, behind the lines
Some people risk to employ me, some people live to destroy me
Either way, they die... they die!
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