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  1. "In much wisdom is much grief, and he who increases knowledge increases sorrow." - King Solomon
  2. Originally posted by Rape Monster I like to bang my sandwiches before I eat them too

    You make your own mayonnaise.
  3. Shmellhung.
  4. Originally posted by WellHung acquiring some field negroes at the auction.

    Any buy-two-get-the-third-one-free deals?
  5. Originally posted by Sophie I know who the Pharisees are and what they did also would you say August of Hippo was a demon? How about Thomas Aquinas?

    “Then if anyone says to you, ‘Look! Here is the Christ,’ or, ‘There!’ do not believe it. For false Christs and false prophets will arise and will perform great signs and wonders so as to mislead, if possible, even the chosen ones. Look! I have forewarned you. Therefore, if people say to you, ‘Look! He is in the wilderness,’ do not go out; ‘Look! He is in the inner rooms,’ do not believe it. For just as the lightning comes out of the east and shines over to the west, so the presence of the Son of man will be. Wherever the carcass is, there the eagles will be gathered together." - Matthew 24
  6. Originally posted by Sophie …my interpretation is informed by actual theologians and philosophers as well as the bible.

    In Jesus' day, the theologians and philosophers were called the Scribes and Pharisees, the demonic liars who framed and killed Jesus.
  7. Originally posted by Sophie Do you just make your theology up as you go along? Honest question. IDK where you're getting all these ideas.

    It all comes directly from the Bible. And, remember, the Quran is taken from the first half of the Bible.
  8. Satan is devious and clever, but he was thwarted. He could have pointed the finger at Adam, God's perfect creation, and declared God imperfect, because he created a perfect man who voluntarily corrupted himself. But God was more clever than Satan. He sent in his only son (the angels, including Satan, were created by Jesus, but Jesus was created directly by God) in the form of man to make a proven reply to Satan's accusation. After Jesus, as a perfect man, died faithful, Satan could no longer make the accusation against God. Now, he is like a roaring lion, mad with rage, seeking to devour as many as he can in the time he has been allotted.
  9. Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Who are you, John Unearthly (inventor of not needing Earthly stuff)?

    Earthly stuff isn't all it's cracked up to be.
  10. Originally posted by Sophie That sin was never paid for.

    Yes, it was. It was paid in full upon the execution of Jesus by Satan's minions. It's called the ransom sacrifice, because Satan committed a kind of blackmail to get to God. In managing to corrupt the perfect man Adam, he was able to blackmail God into handing over his perfect son to clear the slate of the sin of man. The only way you can join in and receive the value of this ransom paid and be released from your own inherited sin is to dedicate yourself to God and your neighbors and your brothers and sisters; the baptism is a symbolic, spiritual and physical commitment to that claim.
  11. There were only two perfect men ever to live on planet Earth. Jesus and Adam.
  12. Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Who are you, Holly Graham (inventor of holograms)?

    That didn't scare me, kid.
  13. Originally posted by Rape Monster You ever ride in a limo? Or drive one?

    I have no need for such earthly objects.
  14. Originally posted by Kafka I’ve wondered if there is an antichrist and what they’re doing now, I mean the antimatter version of Jesus.

    Satan looks very much like Jesus. If he sat down and said he was Jesus, you would believe him, just by looking at him. Satan was one of the most handsome and respected servants of God in Heaven, at one time. If he appeared, you would think he was good and gentle and kind.
  15. Originally posted by Sophie How philosophical. The real question is, would Jesus conjuring a sausage constitute a miracle, i'd say yes, but the real real question is would that have made him a better person? Christians would argue no, because Jesus was the embodiment of God in the form of man. Man is imperfect but God is perfect. So Jesus was as perfect as one could be.

    Jesus was perfect, as the perfect corresponding price paid for perfect Adam's sin against God.
  16. “You heard that it was said: ‘You must love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ However, I say to you: Continue to love your enemies and to pray for those who persecute you, so that you may prove yourselves sons of your Father who is in the heavens, since he makes his sun rise on both the wicked and the good and makes it rain on both the righteous and the unrighteous. For if you love those loving you, what reward do you have? Are not also the tax collectors doing the same thing? And if you greet your brothers only, what extraordinary thing are you doing? Are not also the people of the nations doing the same thing? You must accordingly be perfect, as your heavenly Father is perfect."
  17. Originally posted by Rape Monster how tf u gonna batter semen

    With a grimace?
  18. Originally posted by Sophie You'd think He could do the whole mana from heaven thing that Moses did. But i guess that would be defeating the purpose of resisting temptation.

    Then Jesus was led by the spirit up into the wilderness to be tempted by the Devil. After he had fasted for 40 days and 40 nights, he felt hungry. And the Tempter approached and said to him: “If you are a son of God, tell these stones to become loaves of bread.” But he answered: “It is written: ‘Man must live, not on bread alone, but on every word that comes from Jehovah’s mouth.’” Then the Devil took him along into the holy city, and he stationed him on the battlement of the temple and said to him: “If you are a son of God, throw yourself down, for it is written: ‘He will give his angels a command concerning you,’ and, ‘They will carry you on their hands, so that you may not strike your foot against a stone.’” Jesus said to him: “Again it is written: ‘You must not put Jehovah your God to the test.’” Again the Devil took him along to an unusually high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their glory. And he said to him: “All these things I will give you if you fall down and do an act of worship to me.” Then Jesus said to him: “Go away, Satan! For it is written: ‘It is Jehovah your God you must worship, and it is to him alone you must render sacred service.’” Then the Devil left him, and look! angels came and began to minister to him. - Matthew 4
  19. Originally posted by Rape Monster I used to do that too. i still do but I used to, too

    Fag!
  20. Originally posted by mmQ Id devise an apparatuses that j could hold comfortably in my mouth and easily type with whether on phone or keyboard, pecking up and down quickly like a woodpecker of sorts.

    You would hold a pecker in your mouth.
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