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  1. Originally posted by POLECAT OT Quail news today we are up to 50 baby chicks hatched out all look good and no signs of special need quails in the bunch so far

    How was the taste test?
  2. Originally posted by Sudo I have 2 small bidnizzez which keep me very busy. I know how to paint and the fancy terminology like "brush" and "rags" , I really just dont want to. Mostly asking about quoting as it's for a rich guy so he will want it done as fancily as possible so what specific primers or weather resistant brands etc

    Just ask the dude at the paint store. He knows everything.
  3. Originally posted by troon What if I freeze 10 slices of bread and 10 glasses of water today, and do the deal for one of them? I'll still have 9 left.

    It's like cake and eating it too, only with bread.

    Because you'd only have 9 left.
  4. I woke up in a Soho doorway
    A policeman knew my name
    He said "You can go sleep at home tonight
    If you can get up and walk away"

    I staggered back to the underground
    And the breeze blew back my hair
    I remember throwing punches around
    And preaching from my chair

    Well, who are you?
    I really want to know
    Tell me who are you?
    Because I really want to know

    I took the Tube back out of town
    Back to the Rolling Pin
    I felt a little like a dying clown
    With a streak of Rin Tin Tin

    I stretched back and I hiccupped
    And looked back on my busy day
    Eleven hours in the Tin Pan
    God, there's got to be another way

    Well, who are you?
    Oh, who are you?
    Come on tell me who are you?
    Oh, who the fuck are you?
  5. When it gets down to the crunch, people will be offering you wheelbarrows full of gold for a glass of water and a slice of bread, and you'll refuse the offer.
  6. Did you clench at any point throughout?
  7. Never, no never again!
    Listen to me and believe what I say, if you can
    Never, this is the End
    You know I've seen the faces of doom and I'm only a man

    Help me, tell me I'm sane
    I feel a change in the earth, in the wind and the rain
    Save me, take me away
    You know I've seen some creatures from hell and I've heard what they say!

    I've got to be strong
    Oh, I'm falling off the edge of the world
    Think you're safe, but you're wrong!
    We are falling off the edge of the world!

    Look out there's danger, nowhere to run!
    It seems like desperate measures, but sometimes it has to be done
    Over, it's over at last
    There's a message inside as we build a new life from the past

    We're falling off the edge of the world!
    Yes, the edge of the world!
    It's the end of the world!
  8. Originally posted by Rape Monster Why not?

    That's murder.
  9. Some things you can never un-see.
  10. Originally posted by POLECAT … I better eat a few quail to see if I really want to raise them for food.

    DO NOT eat one of the chicks.
  11. Originally posted by troon I'm starting to think you talk a lot of shite.

    He's actually got a point. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Value only amounts to how much someone else values it.
  12. Originally posted by Sudo Some rich dick wants some parts of his exterior house painted and I don't know anything about it. I asked a bunch of questions and he essentially hired me to do it, however the only people I know who do exterior painting are either in jail or have no resources to accomplish it.

    Help. I took pictures I can send. It's like the side of the house and over the doorframe where a few paint chips fell and he wants the whole thing redone. He knows I do good work so I just need to figure out how to quote it and subcontract it where I get a chunk.

    That's a very easy job. You can do it yourself no problem, and it could get you off the drugs and keep you occupied. All you need is a brush. I use a brush for everything, no rollers or sprayers. Buy some exterior paint in the right color, buy some brushes, buy some paint cleaner, cut some rags, borrow a ladder, off you go.
  13. "so you want to talk?"
    BANG
    "sure, let's talk"
    BANG
    "I have all day, really"
    BANG
    "can a I get a soda and a cigarette?"
    BANG
  14. Originally posted by mmQ If you're reading this, I am not dead. Sorry about that!

    Do us a favor and make sure and let us know when you die.
  15. The feds were there to make sure everything came out OK.
  16. Originally posted by Technologist You idiot, it did what it was supposed to do, stopped me from getting a serious illness and dying. Why do you feign being a stupid idiot?

    No, dumbshit. The virus always had a survivability rate of 99.97%. Everything else is just the product of your Chicken Little low intelligence.
  17. Imagine if you bought condoms, ended up having 10 kids, but continued buying the same condoms, all while complaining about having so many children. That's the "logic" these dumbasses live by on a daily basis.
  18. Morons who take worthless and ineffective experimental injections, still get the disease, but think they're the smartest people around. Pretty much as pathetic as you could get.
  19. Originally posted by Donald Trump Cos I wasn't having sex.

    You were a gigalo or something?
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